making sure everything is clodsire accessible
Gotta be green olives specifically tho
Something about black olives don’t sit right w me. I think bc I’ve had them reheated on pizza too many times
Been gettin’ real into tofu lately since I learned how to properly bake it to have a nice meaty texture (was always my issue w tofu)
I’ll go thru phases where all I want are martinis
But I want no vermouth, only vodka, double the olive juice, and like 6 olives
I think it’s just an excuse to have olives tbh
I think about this a lot.
‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation https://theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-great-show-says-dad-after-17-minute-lapse-in-conversation/
The world is very bad so please just make what you want. We aren’t getting any more alive.
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
Source: manta-ray-enthusiast on tumblr
Well Shit, Man Thought He Secured Infant Car Seat
normal mario bros
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/
#pokemon
This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.
Rewatching Fionna and Cake S1 and I always forget how fucking feral I go for GumLee
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats https://theonion.com/purina-debuts-new-slovenly-feast-for-nasty-ass-shelte-1820086710/
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
bit snug
The millennial mantra
I finally used a vocab word my wife didn’t know
It took ten years but I fuckin GOT HER!
I’m untouchable, don’t even try to bring me down
Fuck it, listening to And One’s entire discography today. No one can stop me.
She found cheese
Looking for cheese at 3am
