Not just blue, Bluey

I only got as far as “Trump had considered tapping Noem” before feeling a little nauseous.

Anyone try that gmail?

Is it a liquor cabinet or a pedo-file cabinet?

Sydney Sweeney was busy?

I see Pete, so we know it's a liquor Cabinet.

When Kirk was introduced, did she pop up from under JD Schwantz' desk?

It’s a “roaring economy” in the sense that a wounded lion roars.

I guess Cuba doesn’t have drones to play judge, jury and executioner at sea.

More like…

Even the voice is spot on.

Well, a building ban just screams "no evidence."

Bloatus is worried that the educational toy industry is harming America.

Citing law that he "knows very well," where it's clear that he's never heard of this before and struggles to read it off the prompter.

And three who wouldn't recognize the Constitution if it served them a drink on Harlan Crow's yacht.

Please answer in the form of an impeachment.

Not to mention the Labor Secretary's husband being banned from the building for sexual harassment, while the Secretary herself is suspected of an affair. #FamilyValuesParty

Ketchup flying at the Governors' breakfast...

Yes! PP does tubal ligation!

Like this?

Can't wait until the picture is more like this one.

How appropriate - a Steal corporation...

Withering Blights?
Blithering Whites?

Do British jails have sheets? Shoelaces? Open windows on high floors? Asking for a bloated dotard, who's surely shitting himself today.

(I know the arrest was for abuse of office, but surely he'll have a lot to say to save his own ass.)

Bored of Peace

Already Bored of Peace?

"Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment, I have to bomb Iran."

Soiled Greed is people!!

Truly amazing to me that a first-generation immigrant, raised a Sikh and so fully aware of ignorance and bigotry, can toss aside all she's known and herself become so hateful.

Opening with the vocal stylings of Alexis Wilkins, desecrating our National Anthem.

Rep. Far from Fine will be very disappointed to hear that the dog someone tried to register to vote was rejected. Muslim citizens, however, are quite welcome to vote.