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Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.

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12.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

11.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The least-known Buddy Rich album.

11.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One with Russian dressing. One with soy sauce.

11.08.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I won't forget that Big Balls bled, to weaponize DC

11.08.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I switched to CNN in the morning because "Morning Ho" and Meeker became unwatchable. Still, I turn off the sound whenever Harry Enten appears - more interested in quips than insights.

11.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman confronts, yells at Gov. Rick Scott in Starbucks
YouTube video by News4JAX The Local Station Woman confronts, yells at Gov. Rick Scott in Starbucks

Safer in DC than in your home state, fraudster.

youtu.be/X_R5y3IOdPY?...

11.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taken "weave" of his senses.

11.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Troops deployed to search for "the real Epstein." #OJ

11.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putin: β€œnot so fast, Amerikanskis. Thanks, Comrade Donald!”

11.08.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Trash Patel is redirecting agents from the good things he listed - anti-trafficking, stopping fentanyl - to ticketing scooter red-light runners on the DC streets.

11.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Shart" Patel is listing all the accomplishments of the FBI - seizing fentanyl, stopping trafficking. So, let's take agents off those tasks to apprehend scooter red-light runners in DC.

11.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Shart" Patel is listing all the accomplishments of the FBI - seizing fentanyl, stopping trafficking. So, let's take agents off those tasks to apprehend scooter red-light runners in DC.

11.08.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he said there'd be a land swap...just didn't think it was giving back Alaska.

11.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Shart" Patel is listing all the accomplishments of the FBI - seizing fentanyl, stopping trafficking. So, let's take agents off those tasks to apprehend scooter red-light runners in DC.

11.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Liberation Day" is the second term's "Infrastructure Week." And equally successful. Big Balls gets a bloody nose and No Balls sends out the storm troopers.

11.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's taken "weave" of his senses.

11.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giving Alaska back to Russia?

11.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloatus has taken "weave" of his senses. #DC

11.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration slashes DC’s security funding by 44% - WTOP News While President Donald Trump said crime in the District is β€œtotally out of control,” his administration said it will cut security funding for the D.C. area.
11.08.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another "liberation day." Second term's "infrastructure week." This one will be just as successful for the lying motherfucker.

11.08.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker is federalizing the DC police. This "liberation day" will be just as successful as his last one.

11.08.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they find whoever is supplying Delusional Don with whatever he's high on, thinking DC needs militarizing.

11.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nvidia, AMD agree to pay U.S. government 15% of A.I. chip sales to China The arrangement is highly unusual as U.S. tech export controls are usually based on national security imperatives rather than whether they can raise funds for Washington.

TikTok still operates in the US.
Export-controlled AI chips can be sold to China.

In Trump's America, national security is always second to opportunity for grift.

11.08.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to buy stock in whoever owns the Trump administration's shovel supply. Those things dig some deep holes.

10.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vader wears black.
Han shot at Greedo.
Don't need the Force
To know Trump is a pedo.

08.08.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"Was Jesus the first 10 percenter?"

08.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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