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Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.

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Discussing Proust, no doubt. Or Nabokov.

12.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Undoubtedly discussing Proust.

12.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Until he sees it and retweets "himself"

11.11.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What can bring Heathrow to a total, silent standstill?

Armistice Day.

A child’s voice reciting a poem. A trumpet call. Two minutes of silence. Another trumpet call. The child again.

And the bustle returns.

11.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counting down to Trump Auto Finance Group...

10.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But we understand things that repel.

10.11.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump to athletes: "shut up and dribble"
Fox to Trump: "come on air and dribble"

10.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While Tiny Johnson and his band of mouth-breathers took weeks off, and Donny Ass-toinette drooled on the seafood tower at Moral Lagoon.

10.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Rog don't give a shit how insurance works as long as his check clears.

10.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Devil's platform

10.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Four Treasons Total Law-raping

10.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rise again!

10.11.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hail to the Orangeskins... πŸ™„

08.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White Punks on Dope...or is it White Dopes on Punk?

08.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Updated version - they end up in El Salvador.

Edel-ICE, edel-ICE…

08.11.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œβ€¦a voice came over the speakers:”

β€œFor the comfort of all, administration members in the audience are kindly requested not to cheer for the Nazis.”

08.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dressed in Snog-ahyde

08.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Snog-ahyde

08.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snog-ahyde.

08.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DC sub hero no longer in a pickle, allowed to roll. Jury says charge is a turkey and squashes the beef.

06.11.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schroedinger's sub.

06.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CNN's Dana Bash does Nancy Pelosi cosplay to announce the former Speaker's decision not to run again.

06.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CNN's Dana Bash does Nancy Pelosi cosplay to announce the former Speaker's decision not to run again.

06.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@cnn.com's Dana Bash does Nancy Pelosi cosplay to announce the former Speaker's decision not to run again. @pelosi.house.gov

06.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PREZ Dispenser

06.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Narcissistic personality disorder. The Nobel Me Prize.

06.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Infantino says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new FIFA peace prize FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.

Red card this sham from Gianni Infantino, a corrupt and craven little Gollum.

06.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea is fine. Pay an artist - AI schlock art is awful.

06.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hard nor'easter blue through.

05.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the true "Gulf of America."

05.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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