RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/
I'll lose weight during the famine next year
Taco Bell Drive Thru Employee: "Oh, you look hungry."
Now you'll just hear gentle sucking and blowing noises from the next room
Gordon is my CPAP
Nihiliant canonically has CPAP face
Potato into this
5 days on the CPAP, I've never looked better (real photo)
"there's no way, a man with your, weighed physique, wouldn't order mayo"
If re9 was so good why isn't there an re10
wegovee making my TV thin
Not here
Duke Leon like me for real
GANK YA MEAT
"the foreskin locks in the flavor" RFK Jr 2026
Surely more executions in the streets will decrease the cost of beef
"I'm working this hippo's ass," - @billdelphine.bsky.social
Or come watch if you're reading this
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Wild that guy that sprays dog medicine on his hands to make them tougher is only 23
It's always thermometer and never therdadeter
Dying is just sleep the long way, the looong waaaay
"Why would I want to lay on a cervical pillow? That's for women parts" Boomer confusing cervix and cervical
New Government AI: "drink bleach to cure poverty"
I wish, they just announced their new VR headset only
If HLX is announced today I will cut the "end this mans whole career" redeem in half.