Major Bombs

The second I get my hands on you, your head is going right in the toilet. 🌀

Sometime you just gotta bully yourself 🙈🤓

Like it would stop you either way 😏

Bro 🥴

RIP 🫡

Where my dumb nerdy gooner journey started 🤣

Gassy and gooning. My guts are fuckin’ rancid today, boys. Who wants it?

On your knees buddy, big whiffs for me.
🍑💨👃🏼

Your funeral, pup.

On your knees buddy, big whiffs for me.
🍑💨👃🏼

Oh no, I wasn’t trying to turn you on. This is a legitimate business offer to anyone reading. Trekkie boy needs a whole team of managers fr 😈

Hey bro, there’s a rumor going around you… sniff farts?

I can’t wait to get all those desperate whiny texts from you while you’re at work trying to distract yourself from the fact that you’re about to wet your khakis.

@majorbombs.bsky.social punished me earlier today for speaking the truth (that he can be pretty mean [in the best way]).

Damn it’s windy today, boys. Who wants a whiff?

Damn it’s windy today, boys. Who wants a whiff?

I need a big fat nose in there.

Low quality video, high quality farts.

The only color those cheeks should ever be

As requested first by @majorbombs.bsky.social, a stretch test consisting of a "nice big front wedgie."

Fuck 🍆, Sniff 🐽, or Spank 👋🏼?

Or what? 😏

Did I do this trend correctly, or

What you see the moment before I start my 8-hour work day on my new favorite cushion.

Garlicky pizza farts. They smell A LOT worse than they sound 😈

I mean I can help you, I’ll just grab your head 😏

Get a little closer buddy.

Bros who aim their ass at you like this >

🥜🤛🏼

My one regret is not getting pics to show everyone how good of a wedgie boy you are for me 😈

Well 🤷🏼‍♂️ at least there were wedgies 🤣