My momma pronounced matte as mat tay lol. The cutes thing ever.

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I enjoy doing my mom’s hair. I get to see her filled with the same fear I had when she used to do my hair.

Put me on the table I’m tired of the gym. 😭

Look, I’m not reading the books or watching the plays to understand Wicked. All I need is a synopsis of it so I can understand the movie when I watch it.

That tables do in fact turn.

I’m really THEE adult out of all of my siblings. The responsibility of my parents, medical records, etc. Like, can I go back to being the baby?!

A black man in uniform will do it every MF time.

Brownies? Pudding?

Crying cause these rap niggas really disgust Kendrick.

Kendrick really said fuck any promo.

That explains why I keep seeing forks and spoons on the skyline 😂😂😂😂

The realest scene in black cinema to this day!

I know if I put in the work, God will handle the rest. I’m just waiting to see what He has in store for me.

Any feature with or song by Blxst

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I don’t have grass but I touched the pavement.

Hey sis, try to do one task at a time and take a break in between. Eventually, you will get everything done. Give yourself grace too! 🫶🏾

A mile for dick so she could run.

Lip gloss

Otis.

7 o’clock on the dot.

Drop it!! 🤪

Street lights 🙄

(Holds up 4 fingers) the fifth Flo.

Sugar

I ain’t one of your little friends

What are y’all tasting that I’m not?! It has to go! 😭😂

Corn belongs in cornbread.
Sweet potato pie deserves the trash.
Turkey necks should stay in the trash.
Nicki Minaj can’t be the queen of rap if her spot is up for grabs. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Tyler Perry actually makes great shows and movies.

Don’t forget the crawfish too!

Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭