You Can Call Me Ki

Jay Z having locs makes sense now 👏🏾He was the in house guinea pig for Cécred . Kim was using Kanye for fat for her ass and Bey was using Jay as her personal Rapunzel

I missed yall. Then i remembered yall some freaky ass frogs when the sun goes down 😫 my virgin eyes

I just saw a spider in my kitchen . I’m clearly not following the schedule 😂

For the love of all things sane , please stop putting your nicknames on medical forms !!!!

Three …3 weeks of fucking nonsense

Is mercury in the microwave or something ?!? The last two weeks have been

Yall cousin in the clinical diagnostic labs ( points to self ) agrees ! My husband was saying the same thing . This healthcare household is on high alert

I been MIA. Too much information at once was overwhelming me

You would have thought after the boobie trap was mentioned so much in the diddy case they would find some other reference 😂😭🤣 they are some full time fools

I fell down the green and white rabbit hole once and bam ….we still here! But that’s not the point .

Chloe doesn’t even see the danger 😭😂🤣 . It’s a step under saying a dope dealer ! I hope she’s enjoying the ride 🫨

I am exactly who I say I am . That’s my favorite part of me

See.

The blind items told us ( and we saw the signs ) but nobody wanted to listen

Yes Black Americans are Imported Americans . If that doesn’t make sense , go figure it out . If you descend from people’s who worked this here land , imported . Some even smuggled

Shaking my head . We tried — signed , an American Import on stolen land 🫤

Less when i was a girlfriend and i don’t care at all as a wife . That’s not my page 🤣😂😭

We can’t even get the damn ice cream machines working in unison 😂😭🤣

The way my copy machine said “hey sis it’s too cold in here for me to work “ . These machines are wimps . Too cold or humid and they are ready to clock out

Sick day ?!?!

I ain’t been up in the sky in a minute 🥹 just got back from 📕

I’m the crazy friend that plans everything down to the details ! Moody bridal shower coming up

Megan and her brows can pack it up . I’m sure Frederick Douglas is waiting on her in the crib anyway

This !!! Before we were anything we were Black . And acting like our oppressor is ass backwards

A blast from the past ! I said it before and I’ll say it again

Proud ass American Import 🥹🥰

Cuz I’m a chatty patty

170 million folk are sick . It’s time for us to take the night shift over on little red book 📕

They snatching it down right down . I knew when FB was a tt page it was a wrap on that

Damn they are yanking tik tok off the servers in real time . Twas a time

I feel bad . Been neglecting this app . Little red book has me hooked