Somebody’s gotta make sure his code stays up to date 😏😈
09.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Somebody’s gotta make sure his code stays up to date 😏😈
09.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Programming sequence initiated. T-minus 60 minutes until extraction.
🤖: @nex1068.bsky.social
Hard to believe it’s been four years. Time flies when you’re having fun hehe 😘💙☺️
05.03.2026 17:07 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Collarversary toy!
Four years ago @shinytoy.bsky.social asked me to collar him and I said “yes” not knowing I’d hope to hear him say “yes” a couple years later. I just wanted a friend and found something much more. Life is full of unexpected surprises.
Life of a marionette
04.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 373 🔁 43 💬 6 📌 0Quite enjoying the perspective on this one 😁
02.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A rubber clad figure suspended in a metal frame. Photography is suggestive of a better-homes sort of advertisement.
Powered and perfected by our leading Designers, we present the all-electric, fully built in Drone-Keeper! Swift, efficient, economical, this work-saver center keeps your drone at perfect service height, ready for use at the touch of a finger. Push-button brainwashing attachments sold separately.
02.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 191 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 0
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02.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 359 🔁 43 💬 4 📌 0
Drones put to use
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🤖: @nex1068.bsky.social
😇😏😈
23.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve made this “mistake” a handful of times 😏
23.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 159 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0☺️🖤💙🧡
23.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s from @invinciblerubber.bsky.social 😊
23.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All instructions and warnings in the toy manual are for you and your toy’s “safety”. Toys Inc bears no responsibility for failure to follow these procedures 😏😏
23.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you! Feel so perfectly me in this outfit 😌
23.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When not in use, be sure to store your toy in it’s “Standby” mode. Failure to do so may result in uncommanded activities.
📸: @nex1068.bsky.social
Must be a wet clutch if it can withstand that heat 🥵🤣
22.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gotta get in them reps and sets 😂
21.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
@shinytoy.bsky.social ensured I got my workout in for the day.
21.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 366 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0Right?!?! It’s enough to make a guy put down his camera 🤣
19.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
⚪️🔵🔴
🤖: @shinytoy.bsky.social
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17.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0☺️💙
17.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you! 😳☺️
13.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ready for a wild ride?
📷: @shinytoy.bsky.social
Thank you 😊
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