Michigan Sea Monster

A naked man with his leg up spreads his ass to show his pink hole.

We made it to the end of another week, and my hole is ready to host #fcf.

Fair enough. At least it was not a whisk.

Anything is an ice cream scoop if you are determined enough.

Just the thought of the meat that will be displayed tomorrow has my hole needing to be filled. What are you filling it with?

A close up of a man's face. He is sucking on a purple dildo.

The POV i am trying to give you.

I am just shy of 100 hours on Z-A already.

I would not call it a "problem"

I had forgotten how good shiny Mgea Gengar was.

I cant post these on OF sadly but I can post them here 🖤🎃🐦‍⬛

A naked man lies down on his stomach, showing his ass and feet.

Hump day: post work decompression edition.

Fair enough. For the record, I am a Michigan transplant and therefore do not actually care about that rivalry.

That said, watch out for crazy drivers and corn.

As a resident of Michigan, I feel like I am breaking the law if I do not say "but why?"

A naked man leans over, spreading his ass to show his hole.

It is hump day, and my hole is ready for you to flood.

Ooh and it is such a good one too.

A black and white photo of a naked man sitting on the floor, a cup of coffee in hand.

I am not ready for Monday, monochrome or otherwise.

Grey sweatpant season is great and all, but yeah, give me "sneeze too hard and your left nut might fall out of your short shorts" season.

A naked man from behind.

So many butts on the skyline today, so here is mine.

Also, the staggering hypocrisy. I can't tell you how often I have seen people who use "exclusively" the metric system use imperial measurements.

A naked man sits on the floor, a cup of coffee between his legs.

Up too early for a Sunday morning. Who is joining me for coffee and vibes?

Shiny hunting or hookup app?

"I just want a big pink worm."

"What color is your ball?"

Oh good. It is important to have shared interests.

Okay, GameFreak, I see you.

One mission where a cop is ready to dismiss evidence and arrest the player for a misdemeanor they did not commit, and another where a cop wants to pull a Minority Report only to find out his wife hates him a little.

I see you.

What a coincidence, I am a bottom that enjoys rimming.

A naked man on the floor lifts his leg in the air to show his asshole.

The weekend has started and all you sexy folk have me ready this #fcf

Dear Poke-gods, if I could get even one shiny alpha I am hunting for, that would be neat.

Burning my shiny alpha luck on a Spinarak was uncalled for.

A naked man in bed holds his erection.

It is #fcf and I dont want to get out of bed.

Am I considering buying the regular switch version of Z-A so I can trade with myself for the trade evolutions?

Noooooooooo, that would mean I had a problem. Now, if there was a second version? Without hesitation.

You know, I literally had that thought and almost put that (that is the reason for that heinous typo, I changed direction mid comment and DID NOT DELETE) but reconsidered because I did not know the level of cheese you could handle. Noted for future interactions.

A situation I situation I will rectify as soon as I can.

I get that. I am in the same boat, and that is why my butthole is just everywhere.

Nothing wrong with giving out samples to put the customer at ease knowing they are buying quality product.