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Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC. My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX

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Mmmmโ€ฆI really only like Voyager and some of Discovery and Strange New Worlds and this one.

02.02.2026 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Episode 4 of Starfleet Academy made me a little weepy, which is probably the first time Trek has ever cracked my cold and tiny little heart.

Also, no one removed his shirt, which I found a confusing change.

02.02.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™ll get a playful chuck beneath the chin?

01.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After a cold-weather hour in a knit cap, hair today has decided to cohere into a Hugh Grant/comic book villain top swoop that Iโ€™m not entirely mad about.

No, there will be no photos.

01.02.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so sorry!

01.02.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What sorcery is this

31.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red top is standing in front of a door ALT: a man in a red top is standing in front of a door

Me toooo.

31.01.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

31.01.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's fine. I've got other plans for your mouth. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

30.01.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, you are. ๐Ÿ˜‰

30.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are far too kind, my handsome friend.

30.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been written up in Better Ho's and Gardens.

30.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am amenableโ€”nay, eagerโ€”to make this happen.

30.01.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd mind if you didn't.

30.01.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some goof with a dong in his hand.

Some goof with a dong in his hand.

Thereโ€™s bound to be talk tomorrowโ€”at least there will be plenty implied!

#FCF

30.01.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You misspelled 'sexy'. ๐Ÿฅต

30.01.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or is it a Gorey title under a pseudonym? (It surely sounds like him.)

30.01.2026 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With an Edward Gorey cover?

30.01.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone who understands! ๐Ÿ˜

29.01.2026 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In a Tomodachi Life character creation screen to choose a character's dating preferences, one is able to choose male, female, nonbinary, or any combination of the three.

In a Tomodachi Life character creation screen to choose a character's dating preferences, one is able to choose male, female, nonbinary, or any combination of the three.

Also, Nintendo making good on an 11-year-old promise to do better with inclusivity in the game is a bright spot.

29.01.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
No one raises their hands to the question, Who's bad at fellatio?

No one raises their hands to the question, Who's bad at fellatio?

George and Tyra on their honeymoon.

George and Tyra on their honeymoon.

In a rap battle with Edgar Allen Poe, I claim that I rap like a mummy and he looks like a ghoul.

In a rap battle with Edgar Allen Poe, I claim that I rap like a mummy and he looks like a ghoul.

Some hot groovy robo dancing with a backup chorus in space suits.

Some hot groovy robo dancing with a backup chorus in space suits.

Anything for you!

29.01.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A group of Wiis that look like (my best guess, here), Sophia from Golden Girls, myself, Nicolas Cage, Jackie O, Alton Brown, George Clooney, Edgar Allen Poe, Dr. Ruth (?) and Ongina.

A group of Wiis that look like (my best guess, here), Sophia from Golden Girls, myself, Nicolas Cage, Jackie O, Alton Brown, George Clooney, Edgar Allen Poe, Dr. Ruth (?) and Ongina.

Tim Gunn performs a rap song called "Where's Andre?"

Tim Gunn performs a rap song called "Where's Andre?"

Tim Gunn claims that Andre is not knocking boots with Nina

Tim Gunn claims that Andre is not knocking boots with Nina

Responding to the question "Who would rather be Glory holing," Sigmund Freud, Tyra Banks, and Pocahontas raise their hands.

Responding to the question "Who would rather be Glory holing," Sigmund Freud, Tyra Banks, and Pocahontas raise their hands.

The Tomodachi Life direct made me go down the rabbit hole with my hundreds of screen grabs from the previous installment on the 3DS.

I sure hope it brings back those silly stage performances. Truly a great game.

29.01.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed it the first time aroundโ€”and doubly so on my rewatch! Give it a try!

29.01.2026 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my first-ever Fringe rewatch, Iโ€™ve reached season two and had utterly forgotten that the Duchess of Sussex hobnobbed with the Fringe Division for a hot second.

29.01.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, that was sweet. ๐Ÿซ 

28.01.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, just another in a succession of awkward sixes.

28.01.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw shucks, son. ๐Ÿฅฐ

28.01.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜บ๏ธ

28.01.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leaning into my dotage by referring to everything after my approaching birthday as 'my dotage.'

28.01.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, son, you missed that lengthy lecture on the purpleberry parasite!

28.01.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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