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DannyUK

@dannyuk.bsky.social

Adopted Northerner. Living in the Wirral and married to the wonderful NearlyErica.bsky.social

119 Followers  |  277 Following  |  59 Posts  |  Joined: 18.02.2024  |  1.778

Latest posts by dannyuk.bsky.social on Bluesky

I keep hearing adverts for Maureen 212 on the radio.

It's 2025. Who the Hell is calling Directory Enquiries in 2025?!

10.10.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want to write back saying how it literally makes me insane πŸ˜‚

14.08.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Infuriating! Anyone who doesn't indicate on a roundabout goes on The List.

14.08.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who don't fold over the end of the Sellotape so that it's easier to find the next time you want to use it:

Who hurt you?

14.08.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

McDonald's need to stop dicking about and bring back the Sausage and Egg bagels.

It's been 5 years since they left the breakfast menu and frankly that's too long.

Sort it out, Ronald!

08.06.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remove a letter, change the film:

Tar Wars

03.05.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump for Pope? Well he does have form for hanging out with paedophiles.

03.05.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Remove a letter, change the film:

Iron Ma

03.05.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remove a letter, change the film:

Harry Otter and the chamber of secrets.

03.05.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remove a letter, change the film:

Petty Woman

03.05.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never let a child name your pet. Dog decided recall was optional yesterday and I had to run through the park yelling "Beep-Beep!"

21.03.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

An impressive start!

28.02.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely can't remember the last day I woke up and didn't immediately feel like I needed a strong coffee as I'm so tired.

20.02.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either way, it's so much easier to read!

15.02.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then please feed back to the person that does: This is brilliant, thank you!

15.02.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White text on black background! Much, much better that red on black!

Thanks, Richard!

14.02.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Spurs trying to chip in too!

09.02.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the fact there's a website for this πŸ˜‚

09.02.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've wanted a vanilla milkshake from McDonald's for weeks now, and they've not been able to make them anywhere I go.

What's the issue with Vanilla Milkshakes at the moment?!

09.02.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wirral to Essex and back in a day.

Great to see the family, definitely wasn't long enough and the drive was a killer.

The worst of the fog was the 5 minute drive from the motorway to home in Bebington. Pea souper!

27.12.2024 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Fran! It says it there! The table was named Metro!

27.12.2024 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon Prime Football is shocking, isn't it?

Almost missed the West Ham chance there as they showed Southampton subs getting ready.

Not showing certain replays.

Commentators shouting for handball when it's hit a stomach.

Shocking.

26.12.2024 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Areola coming on!

Congratulations on the win, Southampton πŸ˜‚

Let's hope Fab is OK.

#WestHam

26.12.2024 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody Hell, Mark. This hits home!

Football. The greatest thing I love to hate to love.

26.12.2024 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas Day done and dusted. I now think I'm coming down with a cold.

A trip to Essex awaits on the next couple of days. Really hoping I'm not ill for that!

26.12.2024 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Merlin, a black and white cat, sits on a beige sofa with a yellow cushion behind him. His hind legs are stretched out in front of him and it looks a little like he is sitting on his backside like a human.

Merlin, a black and white cat, sits on a beige sofa with a yellow cushion behind him. His hind legs are stretched out in front of him and it looks a little like he is sitting on his backside like a human.

Not sure what Merlin was up to this morning, but he was sitting like this for ages. He seemed happy enough to be fair. #Cats

24.12.2024 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

22.12.2024 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mum passed away just over a month ago and reading this has made me realise that the last things we said to each other were "I love you."

22.12.2024 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just had a similar thought when I heard the wind outside!

22.12.2024 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Work is over for the year
@nearlyerica.bsky.social and I have braved two food shops this morning. Now we're officially in wind-down mode.

Woo!

20.12.2024 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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