🫧⭐️Wander and Sylvia☄️🪐

//I really want to get back into roleplaying I haven’t done it in so long

⭐️- Scrimble blimble

//the hyperfixation is back what’s up

⭐️- I am rapidly approaching your location

⭐️- I always forget how much biodiversity this planet has! It’s a real nice change of pace. I mean lookit this crazy fella!

⭐️- Who wants a drink let’s PARTYYY! WOO IM BACK IN THE GALAXY

⭐️- Whooee! It’s been a while since I’ve been in this galaxy! Busy busy busy!

⭐️- I love my platonic horse wife

🥊- (snort) why are you like this.

⭐️- becaaaause I caaaan~ <3

⭐️- oh it’s this part of the planet’s tax season.
Yeesh, good thing I don’t pay taxes.

⭐️- (crawling onto the TL and collapsing face down)

hmggrgrggbbgg

⭐️- sorry ive been gone so long!
Lots to do back in our galaxy.
Things to do, skeletons to kiss

You’re very welcome! Im so glad ya like it!

Oh hush of course I did! I hope ya like it!

(Inside of the box is a box of strawberry pocky and this sweater )

Thank you!! I am very cozy! I actually have somethin for you!

(He pulls a gift box out of his hat and holds it up to them)

⭐️- (he stumbles into his little camp and collapses)

Hggggbbbfffff….
I did iiiiiit….

⭐️- (hes furiously wrapping presents)

⭐️- (Squealing)
ITS ALMOST THE DAY

🥊- Wander. Buddy, I know you like giving everyone gifts, but I think this is getting into the obsessy territory.

⭐️- (he has a cork board on wheels with a complicated and chaotic diagram)
Whaaaaaaat? No this is fine

⭐️- the day is approaching!
I have so many lists to make.
I need to find the PERFECT gifts.

(He pulls out a massive list from his hat )

Okay we’ve met so many more people so I have a lot of work to do. Think you’re up for the task hat?

(The hat doesn’t move. But conveys an aura of confidence)

Yeah I’m all for danger and excitement but.. at a certain point

I mean things always end up working out but I swear he’s gonna give me a heart attack.

Yeah well he runs into literal armies and is a pacifist so it’s up to me to fight for him.
I love him but he’s a little bit cuckoo.

Yeah but I love the little nutjob so I’m willing to put up with it.

The biting is one of the least annoying things he does. I prefer it to him running headfirst into danger at every opportunity

(She shrugs)

Eh it’s fine. I’ve got tough skin.
He never breaks the skin, just pinches really.

Nah he bites me exclusively.
He just gets hyper and wants to roughhouse.

🥊- he gets really energetic at night and doesn’t know what to do with the energy.
He’s not doing it to be mean but his teeth are sharp

🥊- Wander when we’re settling down for the night and he crawls over to bite the shit out of me

//this is homophobic

⭐️- YEEEEEEHAW.

(Wander is Running From a group of about 15 watchdogs. He ducks and weaves between laser fire. Clearly having the time of his life)