Gotta say . I look good when I get wet!
17.07.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@eldritch-moth.bsky.social
Elderitch Deity π Non-binary, they/them π Villain life coach and harvester of the finest organs.πͺ Kinda spoopy π Not at all fun at parties π± ββοΈ βπ ββ¬οΈ
Gotta say . I look good when I get wet!
17.07.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thick thigh Thursday?is it Wednesday? Oh well. Have this candid photo of me in the changing room at planet fitness.
17.07.2025 03:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Something else needs rubbed as well..
16.07.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh... Anatomy.. oh well a nice good soak will make me forget about the persistent horrors.
16.07.2025 08:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your penis deserves to have more up close photos. It's beautiful π
21.06.2025 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How much for the uncensored version? ,π
10.06.2025 23:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So how does one get in on one of those videos you make? π€£
07.06.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tweaker on the bus with a stick "YOU GOTTA LIKE THE SHIT TO FUCK WITH THE SHIT!!"
Me, "ay, we got tweaker shaman over here!"
Last night I had a dream, that Snoop Dogg, Bob marley, and Jesus Christ we're in a three-way street fight and a dirty alleyway to prove whose day it truly was today. Snoop Dogg could blow on his pipe and some in Martha Stewart... π
20.04.2025 17:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean if this does too.
13.01.2025 08:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love Messing with scammers.
10.01.2025 21:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're not my real dad. You just make me call you daddy. π€£
10.01.2025 21:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*idly plays with it while watching Creature Commandos*
08.01.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well I did order cakes.
10.12.2024 03:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BE NOT AFRAID!!!!
08.12.2024 08:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This tweaker was just down here on 3rd avenue holding his fist up in righteousness.... So I shouted" YEAH!! KILL ALL HUMANS!!!" .. he just answers with "HELL YEAH!!!"π€£
07.12.2024 07:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need an American girl doll that grew up to be Glenn Close in the Deliverance.
05.12.2024 05:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pronouns: They/them
Height: 5'8
Shoe: 9.5
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 7
Piercings: Septum
Fave beverage: San Pelagrino
Fave alcoholic drink: Mimossa
Super great.
02.12.2024 08:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm keeping it as professional as terrorizing s man (derogatory) can be. π
29.11.2024 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which one is the alt?
26.11.2024 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you offer snacks after?
26.11.2024 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And this is why I'm never invited to colonizer day. πππ€£
25.11.2024 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok but when you c
Gonna post the cum video tho?
The fact that I have to be awake this early is proof that we are dead... And this is hell.
21.11.2024 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life is nothing but an agonizing free-fall into death, devoid of any hope. Thereβs no reason, thereβs no planβ¦ We are, all of us, utterly alone.
20.11.2024 05:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pluto is officially in Aquarius. It's bout to get ugly as fuck. βπ
20.11.2024 02:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Newest addition to the statement wall. Primitive folk art pumpkin plates.
17.11.2024 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of these days... I will deep throat you!!
17.11.2024 01:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel seen.. those who see me rarely live to tell of it.
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