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@tpdamocles.bsky.social

Gaymer, Enthusiast of sad bops. 35. FFXIV - Crystal - Brynhildr - NA. Occasionally NSFW πŸ”ž BFPoseidon on discord, barefootposeidon on IG Tele: Mutuals can ask for it! DMs open to mutuals only. Do NOT use my photos.

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Latest posts by tpdamocles.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post an old dick pic.

This might be the oldest, judging by the ps4 controller and the old Nasa shirt, probably from 2015?

01.12.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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What an eventful Sunday

01.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats an acceptable interpretation

01.12.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O wow!

01.12.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Plugged up on a Sunday! Butt shot with hole stuffed with green butt plug

Plugged up on a Sunday! Butt shot with hole stuffed with green butt plug

Just realized it kind of matches my new controller

30.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Sexy Gremlin from Gremlins 2

The Sexy Gremlin from Gremlins 2

Autism Alert

Autism Alert

Pertinent Bumper Stickers 

"I cast... Bestie Let Me Merge"

"Currently Mourning the loss of Muppet Vision 3D"

Pertinent Bumper Stickers "I cast... Bestie Let Me Merge" "Currently Mourning the loss of Muppet Vision 3D"

HONK if youre listening to mid 90s to early 2000s Midwest emo hell yeah

HONK if youre listening to mid 90s to early 2000s Midwest emo hell yeah

Today's Goblin Market Haul

30.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Belly out, feeling jovial

Belly out, feeling jovial

Also, hi, I hope everyone's been well

29.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to my first Goblin Market today and damn I cant believe ive been missing out on these!

29.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Booty shot from behind, balls hanging

Booty shot from behind, balls hanging

There's a stuffing joke somewhere to be found, surely

29.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, there are some moments where it almost feels like im breaking the game to proceed

26.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the Alundra Astro-bot made me actually emotional

26.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Honestly? Never felt safer

26.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda wanna draw, kinda wanna bottom, only enough time for 1!

26.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody wanna heal or melee the next savage tier in #ffxiv?? Tues/wed/thurs from 9pm- 12am EST!

24.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Butt out, balls dangling, squat position

Butt out, balls dangling, squat position

Ham for the Holidays

24.11.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely!

24.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im more worried about a new obsession lmao!

24.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really worried about learning how to play MTG soon

24.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Zara Larsson randomly having a PhD in Queer Healing

19.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in a green shirt, grew underwear, posing in a bathroom, one foot on the counter, shirt lifted and exposing belly

Me in a green shirt, grew underwear, posing in a bathroom, one foot on the counter, shirt lifted and exposing belly

Been a while since ive been in this bathroom

23.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched Frankenstein. This probably a juvenile take but id kill for him to direct a Van Helsing lol

23.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So are you!!

21.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Boner

Boner

Low effort #fcf

21.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Belly, bulge

Belly, bulge

I keep thinking its thursday

20.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The juxtaposition of watching Angel's Egg in complete silence next to a theater BLASTING Wicked

20.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Logging onto bluesky

18.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Which, is wild lol

18.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Id return to the office for this

18.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Belly out

Belly out

Would you believe its #tummytuesday yet again?

18.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Take seconds!

17.11.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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