Cam No Relation Newton

Isn’t it cool how birds exist?

The original box art for Blood Bowl, featuring orcs, ogres, and humans playing American football against each other

It’s that time of year. There’s a chill in the air, theres leaves on the ground. Folks, it’s Blood Bowl season

It goes unspoken here, but I’m pretty sure Thiel wishes he was the Anti-Christ.

A ★★★★★ review of Bride of Frankenstein (1935) My favorite guy is the coach driver at the beginning who has an American accent and is like “Ahh, beat it ya daffy broad” when the old lady tells everyone the monster survived. Every time I return to ...

“When are they gonna get to the Frankenstein factory?!”

RIP, I still have my Yellowstone Magic Blaseball cap.

And if that diamond ring don’t shine
Then I’ll buuuuy you a porcupine

Right? And even in hindsight the people are like “can you BELIEVE they wanted us to poop in a BAG?”

*smugly* Bustin’ makes you feel good? Uh yeah buddy, you and everyone else.

I’d like to see Mastodon top THIS *makes ten of the worst posts you’ve ever seen in the span of 15 minutes*

“The Nazi’s genetically modified ubermensch was perfect in every way, except they couldn’t figure out why he sounded like that.”

I know it seems strange to us Americans that they would pick these three guys that would have been eaten by wolves if they lived here in the states, but that’s actually just what all British people look like.

Was describing “A View to a Kill” to my coworker and I never realized how made up that movie seems. “It was the one where Christopher Walken and Grace Jones were the bad guys. Duran Duran did the theme song.”

So many layers here

Listen, I know things are bad right now. Alright talk to you later.

Full presidential pardon, make him Postmaster General

I think we all owe an apology to a little guy named Ted Kaczynski

If you need something, anything at all, please hesitate to ask.

Living in the South is turning me into a semi-ironic Catholic convert. So fucking sick of these evangelical freaks

Going back in time and killing Martin Luther so that all of these morons cease to exist.

This place has been going downhill since I got here. That’s my bad, sorry everyone.

What can I say other than “it me”?

Why don’t you clean all the ham out of your ears, ham-ears?

The right and the center-right

Is it any coincidence that they announce this so quickly after the “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” bit from Space King? Really makes you think 🤔

Someone get David Cage on the phone, we’re about to hit critical levels of bad game design.

Thats the best description of that soundtrack I’ve seen. It’s insane how much it sticks in your head

Wasting millions of dollars by asking “when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory” over and over during Great Expectations.

It’s that time of year, folks. The sporbsball people are here to remind us what killjoys they are.

Let them drive! LET THE BABIES DRIVE!

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