Cam No Relation Newton

Cam No Relation Newton

@camc.bsky.social

Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1F1uX

1,857 Followers 2,091 Following 4,505 Posts Joined Nov 2023
1 day ago

Hell I’d listen to his movie soundtracks during sex with him.

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1 day ago

Are you trying to tell me this ball is a pickle?

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1 day ago

Pictured: Greg sitting AROUND the house

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1 day ago

Absolutely, any time

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2 days ago

Hoo boy, that’s a good one

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2 days ago

Just thought about Transmetropolitan for the first time in ages and now I’m back to wanting an adaptation.

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2 days ago

She’s just saying what we’re all thinking!

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2 days ago

Step right up ladies and gents! We present to you: A living human with no brain! None whatsoever!

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2 days ago

Help, Superman heard me singing that “One Call Away” song and now he wants to beat my ass.

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2 days ago
two different pylons in the fog and the two lightposts along the road

Pylons and streetlights

March 12th, 2026

📷 Pentax K3 mkiii monochrome

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2 days ago

A friend of mine bought the Framework laptop and really likes it

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2 days ago

I’m sorry, Q, that fucking sucks.

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2 days ago

Seconded 👍

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2 days ago

You don’t need me to tell you this, but Slay the Spire 2 is a very good vimdeo gamb

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3 days ago

Iran intercepted my Christmas wishlist.

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3 days ago

We found a bug that eats kudzu, where’s the bug that murders crepe myrtles? Worst fucking trees ever.

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3 days ago

There‘s no way this isnt one of Eric Adams’ guys.

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3 days ago

Le Reddit is le that way, my guy.

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3 days ago

in the market for a new printer, looking for one of the ones from Battlestar Galactica that uses octagonal paper

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3 days ago

Coffee beans are seeds. You are drinking seeds you are addicted to seeds. You're a bird. You're a whole friggin bird addicted to caffeine seeds.

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3 days ago

Everyone is mad at Chalamet but like if I said I wanted to be a film actor and took it really seriously and someone asked me ”why don’t you try opera or theater” I’d be like “what the fuck are you talking about?”

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3 days ago

”Nobody should ever do better at a sport than the people who played it before that are dead now. Every generation of athletes should be shittier and more boring than the previous generation.”

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3 days ago

Watched this the other night for the first time in a while. Roger Ebert was so right about this movie. It rules.

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3 days ago

You’ll always have kidrew

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3 days ago

Healthcare CEO is funnier I think. It’s close.

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4 days ago

Listen up, chucklefuck: im baby

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4 days ago

I don’t wanna hear about neutrality unless you’ve read about Holland, 1945.

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4 days ago

I like how the hat doesn’t have any indication that it’s being critical.

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4 days ago

This is the dance I do when I get a package I ordered

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4 days ago

World’s most underrated sandwich

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