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Dan Hathaway

@danhathaway.bsky.social

Anne’s less famous cousin

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WOWIE ZOWIE

07.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It WAS crispy

06.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My pussy tastes like Coke Zero

06.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 38    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

💔🫂 I’m so sorry

06.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll know if it’s fake!!!

06.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

please ignore my dead ass flowers 🥀

05.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“and NO dessert for either of you until you’ve said I’m sorry”

05.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Peaking at 2 is CRIMINAL

05.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me: Sorry! I have a TERRIBLE memory - I know you just told me 2 minutes ago, but what was your name again?

Also me: Meredith Brooks released the song “Bitch” in 1997 and it peaked at no. 2 on the BB Hot 100. I was 11 at the time and rode my bike to Coconuts in Cermak Plaza to buy the single.

05.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 234    🔁 8    💬 18    📌 5
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no it’s honestly so fun but like

05.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m so high and I’m playing mahjong with my mother literally send help

05.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 44    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1
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me running away from you with my sack of coins

04.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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omg it’s so over when that happens I can’t wait

04.10.2025 03:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re welcome bb 😘

04.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😛

04.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Honestly worth the wait

04.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YEAH I was fully ready to dip out, but our friend made us stay - she was delish tho!

04.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I waited 90 minutes for this (worth it)

04.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The Life of a Showgirl

03.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has anyone made a Taylor Swift “wood” joke on FCF yet I’ve been busy

03.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Omg we need a play date

03.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just overheard a girl say “dis throat bored” and hell yeah sis same

02.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is everyone always so hot at the gym is this backed by science or am I just horny

01.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

😘

30.09.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favorites!

30.09.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve come to suck your bud or something like that

30.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let me know if you ever need a letter of recommendation you’ve been a joy to have in class

30.09.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was pretty slippery in there let me help you up

30.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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skin care

29.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 103    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

yeah kinda

29.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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