Sarah Cooper

right?! ever since he was inaugurated, all these whitehouse.gov "articles" showing up in my google newsfeed. probably happened around the time google maps changed it to gulf of america

These comments do not disappoint

Do you ever play a game with yourself where you try to predict what the comments are going to say before you read them and you’re always wrong

Sir, with all due respect, what are you talking about

Even the news has a numbing effect these days

It feels like the more content there is to consume the more bored we become. Even after we find a new thing to watch we get sick of it so fast.

I wish Zelenskyy had just shown up in the same thing he wore last time

I swear. Listening to him is making us all dumber

Congrats Scott!

YouTube video by TEDx Talks Tech Promised Everything. Did it deliver? | Scott Hanselman | TEDxPortland

Hey friends! I did a TEDx talk and it's now up on the TED Conferences YouTube. It's possibly the best and most important talk I've ever done.

I would ask that you watch it, and please SHARE it broadly and widely. Thank you! youtu.be/dVG8W-0p6vg #AI #Tech #TED

An economy? In this economy?!

Get em Molly!

I feel like we’ve been about to be in a recession for the last 18 million years

But it does follow their understanding of truth. If a lie was re-truthed 12,000 times it must be true. Truth is just how many times something was shared and from what I can tell they ain’t wrong

I just found out that shares on truth social are called re-truths and I don’t think I’ll ever recover

We can go together then run away at the last second

I feel like I’d be good at writing silly fictional stories to go along with recipes in cookbooks

You know things are bad when this is who’s working for DoorDash now

I feel like every Hollywood studio has created a team of bots to go to their social media posts and comment “I am so sat”

that's what i thought!

I don’t recommend the Billy Joel doc unless you want River of Dreams stuck in your head forever

New dating headline: Take me to Fogo de Chão Brazilian Steakhouse bitch

TikTok is no longer funny and Instagram Reels are. I’m confused but I blame deliberate sabotage

Hey you left your sock at my place do you want me to bring it to you

Yeah, I think more and more it’s a place for serious journalism that you wanna pay for. For random thoughts and stories, especially satire, it’s not great. Plus the constant need to subscribe to a monthly fee for every single Substack you read is not sustainable.

Raise your hand if you still think of an alligator chomp when you write a greater than sign

Reddit > Substack

Definitely

I need to have sex again before the shit really hits the fan. That didn’t come out right