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all my homies bask in the glory of natural wonders

bro do you even bask in the glory of natural wonders bro?

I’m sorry for smudging the air with my song except the air is your timeline and my song is me reposting myself

everyone’s got that one homie who carries a special coin in his pocket that he can flip to determine your fate

i saw your man struggling to scan an item at the self checkout

like my meemaw always said, if your ancient medallion be humming centuries of darkness a coming

imagine me as an avocado — wrong. Waaaaay more pit

the pope just said it’s not adultery if her husband is deployed with ICE

Like my meemaw always said, before you set out to kill two people, you must first dig two graves

kids should be allowed to start petitions on change dot org

[Walter Cronkite voice] for this ragtag group of college misfits, nothing is more important than jazz

lol this guy has completely lost it. There’s no such place. “Portland” doesn’t exist.

lol this guy has completely lost it. There’s no such place. “Portland” doesn’t exist.

Like my meemaw always said, before you set out to kill two people, you must first dig two graves

it’s cool having an american pope because he gets stuff like this

me and my friends used to beat it with rocks I’ll tell you that much

my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer

the pope just said it’s not adultery if her husband is deployed with ICE

whoever put me in a starter pack needs to tell me so I can give you a little kiss on your forehead

imagine me as an avocado — wrong. Waaaaay more pit

there’s no law that says you can’t knock on people’s doors to talk about the sun god

big mac is short for big macaroni and cheese

so true

vibes are off

you’re only as good as your last reply on bluesky dot com so if you do a bad reply it’s really important to do another one really quickly and if that’s bad just keep trying really quickly with more replies

you’re only as good as your last reply on bluesky dot com so if you do a bad reply it’s really important to do another one really quickly and if that’s bad just keep trying really quickly with more replies

sad! CBS News used to be some of the best America had to offer….now I wouldn’t fuck with it at all

RIP Jane Goodall she was a real one

ok good luck feeding them through the winter 🙄

are we still on for the posters strike tomorrow or no