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stedekisser on twitter, blackbeard if ur on ao3, controversially young girlfriend if you're rhys darby or rory mccann

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a man with a beard is holding a book next to another man who is laughing and saying yeah that 's ALT: a man with a beard is holding a book next to another man who is laughing and saying yeah that 's

NOTABLE btw πŸ‘©β€πŸ«

12.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no u have to go find some beautiful lesbian at da club tonight who vaguely resembles a glaswegian man in his late 50s

11.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HGODDD growling barking drooling

11.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is beautiful beautiful news 🫢🫢🫢🫢 miss ur shitposts but i will cope

11.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with a sword and the words kiss me in pink letters Alt: pic of the hound with kiss me written on it and pink sparklies too so u know it's true
11.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!

11.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's how stede would want to go 😌

11.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is naked and jumping into water. Stede is in way and is going to get splatted by his hurdling naked boyfriend. Is he terrified? Is he a little turned on? Yes.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is naked and jumping into water. Stede is in way and is going to get splatted by his hurdling naked boyfriend. Is he terrified? Is he a little turned on? Yes.

"EDWARD!"

Here's stock photo studies while I was playing D&D tonight.

#omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath

11.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 1

ed: so why is it called the surprise
stede: (shot of mary dropkicking him into the sea) i don't wanna talk about it

11.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf you went shopping in your dream without me πŸ’”

11.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S SO GOOD put some blood on it for halloween πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

11.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cackled because i can hear him saying it he thought it was so clever

11.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
stede's "why can't one be a gentleman and a pirate? a gentleman pirate" scene but it's the whale deer asking why can't they be a whale AND a deer . whale deer :)

stede's "why can't one be a gentleman and a pirate? a gentleman pirate" scene but it's the whale deer asking why can't they be a whale AND a deer . whale deer :)

11.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

was it scary or sweet

11.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

need writing lessons please

11.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open . ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open .

holy shit

11.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

said desk twice sorry i was in my feelings . he's blub blub blubbing

11.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after a long day of the crew making fun of him he flops down at his desk and puts his head to the desk so he's at eye level with them and imagines he's a little creature with his creature friends

11.10.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🫡 heterosexual

11.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg hi killer whale i'm a huge fan

11.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait a little while for it to grow antlers so you can get a good jab in there

10.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday lee it feels very fitting that you'd have the spooky month 🎈❀️

10.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Is Your Brain on Drugs - Wikipedia

this but it's your brain on ofmd and you can't stop seeing everything as an ofmd reference en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_Your_Brain_on_Drugs

10.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it used the stun move

10.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and a gay test all in one

10.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone smarter than me will remember who posted it but there were a bunch of hd set pictures a little while ago #roominspo

10.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok ❀️ yay ❀️

10.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope you survive the shock i'm still shaking 🀧

10.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
stede's desk and his cutie family of paperweights there's a whale and 2 little ducks

stede's desk and his cutie family of paperweights there's a whale and 2 little ducks

don't talk to me or my family ever again

10.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a brass deer figure that i nearly bought because i thought it was the whale paperweight stede bonnet clobbers nigel badminton with

a brass deer figure that i nearly bought because i thought it was the whale paperweight stede bonnet clobbers nigel badminton with

our flag means death permanently alters your brain because what do you mean this is a deer and not stede's killer whale

10.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

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