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Where have I been since this afternoon? Working on an 86 piece collection to sell. The amount of time it’s taking to photograph, edit, write out all the info, calculate prices by what they’re worth and selling for… I’ve been at it for 11 hours. I’m done for today. No more.

No worries. I’ll mourn when that man retires.

Oh I’m not mad. I love that dude. We have the same sense of humor. He’s an incredible doctor.

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My doctor I’ve been with for 20 years seeing me for the first time in 11 months: “Who are you? I don’t have my glasses on & if I didn’t know your hair and tattoos I wouldn’t know it was you.” (/jokingly)

Me: That’s OK, I still don’t know who I am either.

I was obsesseddd with these.

Post something 90s

This thread was made for me

Aw feel better. Colds suck. A good time for soup though.

a cartoon of spongebob using a vacuum cleaner and iron ALT: a cartoon of spongebob using a vacuum cleaner and iron

This woman next to me is channeling a child who won’t stop moving & on cocaine. Even something simple like pulling a book out of her bag is frantic. It’s causing me anxiety. I actually jumped because she moved so fast, pulling all these things out of her bag at once. Lady, you’re stressing me out.

“Not just my face 😏”

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I would love that. Especially having my cat. His floof is all over. But I have something called Broombie which is fucking *magic* on carpets. So I use it inbetween. One of the best purchases I’ve ever made. It’s great on linoleum too.

And she’s decided to compete with his volume but on Instagram.

People. Please.

I’m amused that the Vietnam vet next to me in the doctor’s office is scrolling on TikTok. I don’t even use TikTok. And he’s got it at full volume. Zero shame.

Meanwhile, the middle-aged woman next to me smells like she hasn’t showered in a year. 😐

*sends my good vibes via bluetooth*

I’m always a message away if you just want to chat or vent. I’ll send raccoon videos.

This picture always leads me down unclean pathways. And I can’t even summon up a smidgeon of shame about it.

I’m actually laughing in my Uber. RIP sweet dog.

Too bad I don’t like Hozier. Or listen to Halsey. Apparently this is where they’re all gathering.

Ed in a leather laced up front trousers and a white halter neck shirt with a black tie. His arms covered in tattoos. His great hair is up in a bun with loose strands of hair on the side of his head

Based on that one Alexander outfit that I’m still not over 🥰

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

I cannot deal. 😭

Oh, a charity just like the Trump Foundation he embezzled money from? Yeah, I'm sure it will be.

A pretty good representation of this country right now.

A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is wearing the outfit that Alexander Skarsgard wore to the recent premier of Pillion. Ed is wearing black jeans. Stede has Ed’s arms pinned against the a wall.

Ed gets to appreciate ✨that outfit✨ today as a treat!

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

Oh thank god someone made it. 🙏🏻 I desperately needed them and that outfit in the same room.

Especially when your dad’s birthday is always the same day as, or right next to Father’s Day. Like geeze life, way to twist the knife.

It might be with chewing gum, wonky tape, & whatever else is lying around, but you’re trying to repair that missing part as much as possible. Some days are still hard af.

When my dad passed away I thought I couldn’t survive it. It felt like the worst possible pain imaginable, & I used to think of it as this massive hole in my chest. But over time you begin patching up that hole. And the pain doesn’t go away, but you’re being held together at least.

One of my favorite parts of that movie. “Fuck off to a tree”

Sameeee

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