Cassie 🦃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

Who has a wildcard Thanksgiving Day recipe they're willing to share? I want to add a new item and some razzle-dazzle to the menu this year.

It's a Christmas gift in the making and I couldn't afford to buy more of the fabric I wanted. I was losing it because the colors and pattern don't match.

One thing I promise you is that this former people pleaser ain't pleasing shit anymore lol I'm gonna get every one of their sorry abusive asses. Bet.

All right, I feel better. Thanks for tolerating my mini crash out.

The image is by Kriss Salmanis, a Latvian artist who created it in the early days of the full-scale invasion. It hangs as a giant banner on a museum across the street from the Russian embassy in Riga, Latvia.

There's something so satisfying about seeing monsters suffer the consequences of their actions. If feeling that way is wrong, baby, I don't want to be right.

Ngl, maybe I'm a real sicko, idk, but I feel better every time I take those abusive redneck bastards down a few more notches.

It's actually pretty funny

Update: I only did one. The tool works great, but it's too difficult to put the stem back in. Maybe next time.

It's Saturday night, don't forget to put those frozen turkeys in the fridge to thaw completely.

Lol 🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️

I'm permanently deflating the sorry bastards' tires. Can you believe they sell a tool for that? Lol Yep, takes out the whole goddamned stem.

May I see it? I need inspiration

I gotta get out of this hellhole. I'm sick of spinning my tires in the mud and relying on the kindness and generosity of good people.

Thank you for helping a loser in need, @bigwil321.bsky.social ❤️

Before it's all said and done, we may be in this one.

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I'm frustrated, think I'll go fuck with one of my nephew's abusers' vehicles. This is one thing my conscience says is A-OK. Later, homies.

Stoopid conscience always making choose the straight and narrow instead of the path that fucking rocks Smdh

It's just too bad that I'm not as awful as my raccoon persona. I would be a successful bitch if only I were a bigger cunt irl Smdh

I have a thousand opportunities on the table but no way to reach them. This is so frustrating.

Love you, Dave

❤️🩷❤️

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I feel you, girl.

On the bright side, at least the dumbest, nonsensical post I've ever made has 40,000 views and 1,200 likes.

I'll bounce back from this crash out just as I always have, but I'm just so tired of shit getting in the way of those things I want most. It's getting old and so am I.

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Logging off.

When I think of all I could do if only given the chance, it kills me inside. I need snack cakes and a lobotomy.

I'm crashing out, guys. Good Night.

Next month, I'm gonna need a lot more of you to pity me enough to become paying Patreon subscribers.

I asked my nephew to make a Christmas list. I just hope like hell he's read the room well enough to know I can't afford a goddamned decent thing this year.