Cassie πŸ₯žπŸ— kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

Cassie πŸ₯žπŸ— kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

@kweencassie.bsky.social

kween; probably not a doctor but identify as one; she/tree/it/shit/daddy/big-sexy. Here for all that they and gay shit. Signal: kween_cassie.93 patreon.com/CassieBass https://paypal.me/Cassie9782?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US https://cash.app/$CassieABassie

3,409 Followers 7,771 Following 33,925 Posts Joined Apr 2023
1 minute ago

Just get a really long garden hose to siphon oil out of the strait, dUh

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10 minutes ago

Fellas, we gotta talk about them britches y'all be buyin', 'cause right now I'm staring at the dry end of mile-long asscrack. This shit should be illegal.

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12 minutes ago

These are fucking killing me LMFAO

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13 minutes ago

No prisoners. They cost too much to feed.

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13 minutes ago

We really need an option to edit.

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16 minutes ago

Political consultant: Affordability is the number one concern for voters.

Donald Trump: What if we attacked Iran for no reason and drove up energy prices?

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16 minutes ago

I'd be more worried if they weren't so fucking unbelievably stupid

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16 minutes ago

Lmao

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18 minutes ago

Same. Although I don't know how well they can outrun a gun. The zig-zag method doesn't work, and as a former human target, I say that with complete confidence lol

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44 minutes ago

We're building a city on the moon, still nothing on universal healthcare or increased wages though

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46 minutes ago

I've never been more dry.

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1 hour ago

And they really, Really, REALLY fucking don't.

www.instagram.com/p/DVZlkVhjfQ...

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1 hour ago

Wrap him up, put a nice bow on his ass, and send him to Iran. We're done with him.

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1 hour ago

You got it, Queen!

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1 hour ago

Following for more!

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1 hour ago
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a man is eating a banana with a fork . ALT: a man is eating a banana with a fork .

sTiMMiNg lol

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1 hour ago
YouTube
Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (Lyrics) YouTube video by CountryHype

Can't. Taking this rich farmer's tractor for a spin.

youtu.be/JlFDNLRUFxk?...

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1 hour ago
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gOoD mOrNiNg 😌

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2 hours ago
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I have a meme with that one, too! 🀣

I really want to manifest his permanent rest.

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1 hour ago

Lmfao πŸ™

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2 hours ago

Lmfao

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2 hours ago

Meanwhile, I'm out here tryna serve them that pig on a platter.

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3 hours ago

What if assassinating the entire leadership of a state made that state angry?

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2 hours ago

Girl, I'm loving every second of not giving a fuck lol

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9 hours ago

how many shitposts until I find god

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5 hours ago

All right, time to get some actual work done. Y'all have a good one. Also, as always, let me know if one of those miserable fucks die

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5 hours ago

I'm gonna need some of you boys to start lovin' up on me.

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5 hours ago
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a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a fur coat

My chronological age is only forty-three, but mentally I'm this motherfucker:

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5 hours ago

Dudes be like "I'm jacked and have a pee-pee and nice car. Y u no make big fuck-fuck with me?"

My brother in Christ, go to fucking therapy already. Goddamn.

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5 hours ago

Yeah, ladieeees . . . Why aren't you, as a woman, willing to go halfsies with a guy who will make your life significantly worse? Seems kind of selfish if you ask me Smdh

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