Just get a really long garden hose to siphon oil out of the strait, dUh
Fellas, we gotta talk about them britches y'all be buyin', 'cause right now I'm staring at the dry end of mile-long asscrack. This shit should be illegal.
These are fucking killing me LMFAO
No prisoners. They cost too much to feed.
We really need an option to edit.
Political consultant: Affordability is the number one concern for voters.
Donald Trump: What if we attacked Iran for no reason and drove up energy prices?
I'd be more worried if they weren't so fucking unbelievably stupid
Lmao
Same. Although I don't know how well they can outrun a gun. The zig-zag method doesn't work, and as a former human target, I say that with complete confidence lol
We're building a city on the moon, still nothing on universal healthcare or increased wages though
I've never been more dry.
And they really, Really, REALLY fucking don't.
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Wrap him up, put a nice bow on his ass, and send him to Iran. We're done with him.
You got it, Queen!
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I have a meme with that one, too! π€£
I really want to manifest his permanent rest.
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Lmfao
Meanwhile, I'm out here tryna serve them that pig on a platter.
What if assassinating the entire leadership of a state made that state angry?
Girl, I'm loving every second of not giving a fuck lol
how many shitposts until I find god
All right, time to get some actual work done. Y'all have a good one. Also, as always, let me know if one of those miserable fucks die
I'm gonna need some of you boys to start lovin' up on me.
Dudes be like "I'm jacked and have a pee-pee and nice car. Y u no make big fuck-fuck with me?"
My brother in Christ, go to fucking therapy already. Goddamn.
Yeah, ladieeees . . . Why aren't you, as a woman, willing to go halfsies with a guy who will make your life significantly worse? Seems kind of selfish if you ask me Smdh