Rachel

i wish banksy would do a mural on the side of my house of me eating a muffin by a dumpster

every single day now we have several “you can’t handle the truth” level admissions and for the most part legacy press is like meh

I’ll wait for you to get your sniffing in if you wait for me to take a snap of something that’s not pressure-treated

celebrating st patrick’s day early by eating a stick of kerrygold butter

well, there’s your problem. you went to the desert on a horse with no name. all the nameless horses are slow and have no sense of direction. now, Speedy Desertknower right here, he would have gotten you in and out of that desert in 4 hours, 6 max

welcome to America, where antifa — which is short for anti-fascist — has been designated as a domestic terrorist organization, while the GOP, NRA, and the KKK have not

Punch’s milkshake duck moment is gonna be so awesome

Who in their right mind would want to come here now?

god created us in his image, and I think that was the same day he created the perfect pumpkin and the fennec fox AND (because he was on a roll with creating perfect things), he created you as well

Yeah they were drunk and just crashed into two different boats didn't they.

I don't know, but I guess it bothers me some that the President of the United States posted on social media that it is his great honor to be killing people. 🤷‍♂️

Feel like this is a strong analogy. Derive what you will.

Who knew stupidity could be so destructive.

War Crimes are Trump's third favorite kind of crime.

#2 is stealing billions in taxpayer money through corruption, and #1 is - of course - sex crimes against the innocent and defenseless.

Just more premeditated murder.

Trump has now conducted 42 boat strikes, killing nearly 160 people.

Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it.

He’s unilaterally acting as judge, jury, and executioner.

This is a danger to us all.

I will never watch Marty Supreme because they allowed Kevin O'Leary to be in it.

#Denmark 🇩🇰 proposes copyright #law ⚖️ that grants citizens ownership of their face, voice, and body to fight against #AI 🤖 deepfakes.

man oh man, i thought pi day would never end

We will need to put the 7 pieces of Jay Leno in 7 sacred locations around the world or else he will reform every 100 years to ask us if we've seen this or heard about this

My mind is reeling...in a huge brain fish. That's what I call thoughts.

People should whistle like a tea kettle when they're getting annoyed

Yeah. 😅life is hard sometimes.

Thank you! And awareness i have a whole new level of it tonight. I do deserve these things and paid for them out of my very highly taxed dollars from working yet i sit here thinking about the fact i walk around looking like the very stereotypical out of touch white woman i make fun of.

Oh and can i say budgeting for a nice espresso machine is life changing! We did the same as you and have saved so much money that way over the last 4 years cutting out coffee shops.

We do deserve nice things. And i've always been aware and do what i can to help others with what i do have. In that moment though my brain was screaming at me holy shit rachel, you're that out of touch white woman everyone talks about.

And i think you're right on the taking things for granted part here. I absolutely don't do that. I like your outlook on it too. We don't live for the things and can treat ourselves sometimes. Though holy hell i can still feel my embarrassment coursing through my veins.

Truth. It's something you just don't really think about.

Yeah. I mean i am privileged now i guess, we worked really hard to get here mind you and came from nothing on both sides. But i just felt so ashamed or something with her pointing it out. And she was being nice! I was so embarrassed i was probably the shade of my slushie.

Right? And i'm not even a person who just walks around in labels. Or even spends a ton on anything, I'm a keep my clothes until they fall apart kind of woman, But i've never felt such shame as i did hearing her commenting and she was being complementary too not shaming me.