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Rachel

@slightlycaustic.bsky.social

I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw

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That clip of Timothee Chalamet being like “no one watches the opera or ballet” is wild and I am dying over every ballet and opera acct (correctly) being like “we’ve been here for hundreds of years before you and we’ll be here for hundreds of years after you” lmao

05.03.2026 22:28 — 👍 1579    🔁 245    💬 14    📌 0

Roses are red,
Violets are icky,

07.03.2026 05:11 — 👍 208    🔁 41    💬 2    📌 0

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

07.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 1227    🔁 307    💬 19    📌 0

Might call my slight inconvenience ‘Orwellian’

06.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 47    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0

You are a treasure.
Let's bury you.

06.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 36    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

Today feels like a good day to frolic

07.03.2026 07:44 — 👍 79    🔁 17    💬 5    📌 0

Super Fudge could fix this

09.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 3

Encyclopedia Brown could fix this

09.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 39    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 1

Pretty soon they're gonna need to release the Epstein files as a distraction from the price of gas and the dropping Dow.

09.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 648    🔁 153    💬 8    📌 4

And they were like, "bet you're so happy to be home", and i was like, "of course, flinging myself into the sea is so much easier on the coast"

09.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the fall time change should be called Taking Back Sunday

09.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 10    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

wow i didnt have that on my 2026 kalshi parlay!

09.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 31    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Ha! I love that i already seem to have them blocked.

09.03.2026 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at this point i only know what day it is because it says so on my pill organizer

07.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 202    🔁 50    💬 6    📌 1

No one has ever wanted me to know anything more than Walgreens wants me to know that my prescription is ready.

09.03.2026 15:26 — 👍 48    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 0

bruno mars is called bruno ares in greece

08.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 572    🔁 112    💬 18    📌 4

HBOMax has now been renamed to MaHBOx

21.05.2025 15:37 — 👍 80    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1

It's only a shitpost if it's from the Bluesky region of .social. Otherwise it's just sparkling butthole.

30.01.2025 23:21 — 👍 45    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0

The Pedophile "President" is now a War Criminal too.

Do not be distracted.

09.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

What worries me is that I am not hearing enough talk about the Epsteins files.

09.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 1277    🔁 290    💬 49    📌 10

is daylight ever gonna learn to save itself or is it just gonna continue to be a damsel in distress every year?

09.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 77    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 0

When you really look at all this with the history of WWII in mind it's clear the world is just so far off course now.

09.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

With the bullshit being spewed from America right now, i'd love everyone to take a look at their history books and have a look at how Iranian women lost their freedom in the 70's.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

09.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Contaminating the water, making the skies rain oil and setting everything on fire while killing little children is not setting anyone in Iran free.

Just fucking saying.

09.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 26    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

It sure gets quiet without the grands around.

07.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers, Inc (Uncensored Music Video)
YouTube video by Smokey McPot Productions Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers, Inc (Uncensored Music Video)

Still my favourite song all these years later. And so apt today . youtu.be/dpeU7jlGqIw?...

09.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Facelift you say?

Looks more like a facecrash to me i said.

And that's when my coworker stormed off.

09.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Release the Epstein Files - Take them all down.

29.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 1413    🔁 505    💬 122    📌 44

Thanks for the laugh!!

09.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
‪Nine Inch Nails - God given (Español Subs) Live HD
YouTube video by Felipe NIN ‪Nine Inch Nails - God given (Español Subs) Live HD

How hard is it to see, put your faith in me. youtu.be/bY7w_o1jjtk?...

09.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0