one just called me (today was meant to be my free today) he’s coming to drill for 4 hours and I have a migraine 😑
I’ve had trades guys in my flat for the last two weeks, I’ve never felt more confident about feeling cursed by being attracted to men.
Exactly
like wtf why has nobody told us
never sewn before in my life and somehow I managed to do a zipper WHICH has like 10 fucking steps.
i need to learn to walk before I run, but anyways my bisexual audacity always wins I can literally do anything
IM SORRY ohhhh I can just use an Alan key to turn it and have those bad boys TIGHT, why has no one ever spoke about this, my living room has never been warmer.
can someone tell me why AS AN ADULT how and when I was meant to know PVC windows have a winter/summer setting…
had a guy servicing my windows and he was like “oh you’ve not had them switched to winter, it’s in a summer setting” I was like “tf u on about” no wonder I spent so much on gas
reform voters today:
I never left
it’s Ramadan and he called me last night and said when this is over I’m gonna ram your dam
making someone watch interstellar who hasn’t seen interstellar could be considered a new hobby of mine
she’s just so me
this vday gift has me on my knees
my vintage dream machine
🤍
kinda weird how many rapists she sends flowers and personal invitations too if u ask me
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
How shocking.
The Sunday Herald, 21 May 2000:
bake him bread 🤝 get bred
ai - “yellow snow is natural and safe to eat”
by documenting all the things it’s doing wrong when i see it and telling them exactly how much time it’s actually wasted at the end of the week.
even if it means essentially grassing in other employees who are using it for their work i’ve then had to fix.
smells like ai
best believe i’ve had her dunked and slathered in all sorts the last 3 days
Thank youuuuu x
a balsamic, crispy onion and scallion sourdough loaf, best loaf I’ve made so far
my house smells amazing rn
I’m just remembering how the DJ played t.A.T.u which means they’ve clearly watched heated rivalry
i threw some pucks for them, i love feeding the fish
don’t tap the glass the fish get worked up
going to the boy aquarium
if you’re ever bored, go onto tik tok live and rage bait misogynistic men and watch them die inside
