Samantha

omfg

George Takei knows my name omg

there’s no middle ground in my dms it’s just been this on repeat for the last 10 days

if i had a penny for the amount of death threats i’ve had this week i would be absolutely filthy rich and that’s not even an exaggeration

Laser Clinic Offers Discount on Harry Potter Tattoo Removals in Support of Trans Rights By: Andy Lalwani

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

sooooooo, i just got an email!

i didn’t get first place but i am getting an award and a prize for coming in second or third ? it’s not really been confirmed where i placed 😂

there’s literally thousands of allotment plots in my city and i still placed so huge achievement 🥹♥️

10 games to get to know me

qt with yours

Brie !

ngl just ate 6 and have no regrets

oh they are so good wtf

i may have made like 15 of these just bc

Recipe testing my homemade autumn chutney (pending baking)

big basket of dried butter beans from the archway ! I dropped the basket it was that heavy 🥺

this getting nearly 100k likes on the other site, transphobes are of course being completely normal about it and not stroking the fuck out

if I paid for premium on Twitter I would’ve made bank but I refuse to also give that man my own money

it’s making a comeback

I’ve just been hiding their replies and blocking them, they are so mad about this

the way terfs can’t decipher humour and sarcasm is great because I’m trying to give them an aneurysm

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what are you doing to me French Twitter

manifesting bald for my enemies normally works out bc 70% of men will experience male pattern baldness at some point. Win win

bald shaming bad men is only right and fair, i love my good bald bois tho, you’re great this is not a dig at you, rock that dome king

men are so funny bc how you gonna police my body when you can’t even keep your own hair on your head, focus on your own problems baldo and fix them whispies

me staring at her 😳 “say it again bestie”

had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂

the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao

it’s soup season bitches

you would accuse him?

Otis in the background appearing to be playing it cool and scowling at dexter, although he’s smart so this could be an act and he was the one who did the shit. Dexter upfront and centre staring at me like he did something bad but also that’s just his face, he is also notorious for shitting in places he shouldn’t.

missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers

guess who

asked him to degrade me in the bedroom and he said my eyeliner was wonky

woke up beautiful, fresh and happy knowing Ian Watkins is dead ✨