The story of the first half to me is the return of self-imposed mistakes. Too many unforced errors. #jaguars
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Senior Security Engineer in Detection Engineering, aficionado of terrible science fiction novels, puppet of the algorithm. π¨π¦ living and working in Silicon Valley. Blue Jays, Canucks, Jaguars. Avatar generated by Midjourney.
The story of the first half to me is the return of self-imposed mistakes. Too many unforced errors. #jaguars
11.01.2026 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My 3rd in-person #jaguars game of the year, and itβs a playoff game. We beat the 49ers and the Raiders with me in the stands, that clearly must mean something, right?
11.01.2026 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs going to be fists thrown before the end of this game #jaguars
04.01.2026 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a lot of money and years for CVL. I appreciate what heβs done this year, but that looks like a deal we could regret in October of year 1. #jaguars
03.01.2026 04:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I liked being aggressive, but the play call reminded me of 2024; it felt like Coen was trying to outsmart our opponents instead of just executing.
25.11.2025 18:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks β¦
20.11.2025 03:26 β π 3488 π 633 π¬ 128 π 71Real pressure and sacks. Trevor throwing downfield. The playbook opening up for Meyers.
16.11.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was reading a not-particularly-well-written far future science fiction novel from Kindle Unlimited this week when a rogue βChatGPT said:β turned up in the text. Iβm not sure if I was more disappointed I was reading an LLMβs work product or that the editor missed it.
14.11.2025 14:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I wonder if they saw receiver as the teamβs biggest weakness or if it was just the most impactful one they could find an acceptable trade for.
04.11.2025 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Jays didnβt get it done, but the Jags are 2-0 this year when Iβm in the stands. Maybe I should go to Arizona and Denver after all?
03.11.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are problems all over the place but the team fixed my biggest concern from last year, and is winning their share of one score games. Itβs amazing we have a legitimate shot at the playoffs in Coenβs first year. The offseason will be fascinating as I expect a lot of turnover.
03.11.2025 16:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get to watch the Jags win in person, and the Jays get it done and win the division. A good Sunday, I think.
28.09.2025 23:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a good bit of wind out here today thatβs worth watching out for. #jaguars
28.09.2025 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading material:
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
I first encountered this with YouTube creators trying to avoid demonetization. It might be the first time I noticed the influence of big tech on language development (even if it had been happening for years by then).
04.08.2025 16:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll say yes, but that assumes that the system ownerβs cooperation counts. Iβd rather work with and through the system owner.
07.07.2025 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you want to understand more about being Bipolar this comic is really helpful.
06.07.2025 18:06 β π 3 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0I bet itβs just a lazy timer or counter too, not a sensor telling you that your dinner exploded.
18.06.2025 00:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There will be significant effects on national security from these CISA budget & personnel cuts.
There has also been a general sharp downturn in cyber spending & jobs across the board in the private sector.
The net effect is a nation weakening as attacks increase.
How the IR team is viewed at any given company.
23.05.2025 02:59 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Mountains and waterfalls overlooking Hanalei Bay.
Kauai is beautiful.
17.05.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey DFIR Peeps! I am hiring incident responders in two locations - Boulder, CO and Sunnyvale, CA. It'd be hard to find a bigger CSIRT with more scope and more interesting stuff to do than this one. :D
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It's 2025 - please stop using the terms whitelisting and blacklisting. Yes, I know many of these terms were acceptable when you were growing up.
Continuing to use them today shows you're unable to adapt to change, which particularly in high-change environments like cybersecurity, is NOT a good look
C, but Iβd take a pretty lopsided offer to get out of that spot. Surely someone gives up something for Sanders.
26.03.2025 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Serious question: How many RSA Conference participants from outside the US will pull out, not willing to risk denied entry or detention?
Related question: How many actually are denied entry or detained? We'll probably never know the first number, but the second number won't be zero...
Sometimes I worry that holing up during COVID destroyed my ability to have normal conversations with people, but then I remember that I lacked the ability to be normal in conversations way before 2019.
07.01.2025 00:13 β π 668 π 33 π¬ 22 π 74 panel of a comic style drawing. First panel has a T-rex doing a standup comic routine with a speech bubble containing the words "What's the difference between a light bulb and a cybersecurity professional?" Second panel has these words in the speech bubble "A light bulb stops working when it burns out." Third panel has a drawing of sad looking dinosaurs while the fourth panel has the T-rex stand up comedian with tears on its eyes.
This is my annual reminder to y'all wonderful folks in infosec: please take care & you're important. Your physical & mental health are important aspects of your life. The work we do & the environments we work in can significantly impact these. There is no shame in taking care of yourself first.π
12.12.2024 01:00 β π 126 π 24 π¬ 1 π 4When someone mentions the Jags in my feed, I have to look twice to determine if theyβre talking about the football team, the car maker, or the lawyers.
09.12.2024 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just posted: "Empowering Gemini for Malware Analysis with Code Interpreter & GTI". In our 3rd installment, Gemini successfully deobfuscated IOCs and enriched analysis with GTI function calls, avoiding hallucinations. More advancements coming soon!
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