monica🦷

For season 3 I think they should drop momtok into the middle of the uintas with a gun

You can take the girl out of the doomsday prepper cult but you can’t take the doomsday prepper out of the girl

Damn this decade going by kinda fast

Like someone will say “whenever I was 18” instead of “when I was 18” and it’s just odd imo

I am far from being the grammar police, but I’ve noticed a strange trend of people saying “whenever” instead of “when” and it’s baffling to me

Ooh this sounds so convenient!

Maybe this is a known life hack, but I recently discovered that if you hit “print recipe” while looking at an online recipe, it’ll take you to a page that has the ingredients and recipe neatly laid out instead of having to navigate 10 paragraphs of story on a page that keeps randomly refreshing

My fave part of not working in corporate America anymore is punctuating every sentence in an email with exclamation marks and not feeling weird about it

Actually the cutest picture of my parents ever

Just heard that Amazon brought in $187 BILLION of revenue in Q4 2024 alone so now seems like a good time to remind everyone that u can buy things directly from vendor sites instead and yes u will probably wait a little longer for shipping but u also wont give a cut of your money to Bezos

I love salt lake

Montana 👈🏻🤠👉🏻

Submitted my artist residency app today, everyone cross your fingers for me so I can go make art in the middle of nowhere for 3 weeks this summer

We’re so back

recent tattoos ✨

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asked for whole milk and honey in my coffee at a vegan bakery, how embarrassing

I need my clients to telepathically understand how I want them to position their bodies while getting tattooed bc I suck at explaining what I need them to do lol

Tattooed an elbow ditch yesterday⚫️