has anybody made a stateside x headlock remix because they should
12.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@vermilliontoad.bsky.social
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has anybody made a stateside x headlock remix because they should
12.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I dare to eat a peach?
07.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 1what do you mean house song by searows is only 3 years old?? i feel like that song has been living in my ribcage and haunting me for eons
04.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dunk the lunk you’ll always be my number 1 but lionel baratheon’s screen portrayal is sooooo
04.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey so ig no one was going to tell me that mass market paperbacks are effectively extinct??? how am i supposed to fit a book in my pocket or purse anymore 😭 literally my favorite book format
~RIP MMP (1939-2026)~
the world was too big for such small books
cleaning up a dead pigeon in the parking lot today a neighbor stopped to ask what i was doing and said “eww gross that’s so brave of you”
i didn’t know how to tell her that pigeon sweeping was the least gross thing I’d done today
literally have not stopped screaming about her since i saw the final project 😭 thank you so much for capturing my vision 🤎
09.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She’s so perfect 😭
09.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PGPP acquired (post goth prom plantains)
23.11.2025 08:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An orange and white cat sits on top of a warm wood shelf. The lighting is yellow tinted. Behind him is a lamp with an alligator head base and a gallery wall featuring a preserved lambs heart pierced by a dagger.
pabu is looking especially ethel cain coded tonight
10.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
06.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 761 🔁 66 💬 10 📌 1turns out craft/thrift stores after halloween is the best place for me to get decor on sale that i’ll keep up year-round.
06.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
the only other person working at the funeral home today is blasting christmas music 😭
02.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyone know where to get 20-50 pillar and taper candles? i need fire in my fireplace yesterday but im not dealing with burning wood inside
30.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1wdym i have to wait until March for a physical copy of between two fires 😭 ofc ill preorder it but i neeeeed to get highlighting asap
30.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe the real treasure was the drunk gay priest, foul-mouthed knight, and weird jesus girl we found along the way
28.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1reading dan simmons’ The Terror and watching Frankenstein in the same week makes me want to go down an arctic horror rabbit hole.
maybe i’ll watch the thing tonight
if an earworm song is 13 minutes long does that make it a tapeworm?
22.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0frankenstein will be showing at the salt lake film society broadway theater, in case anyone is as ferally excited for it as i am ☺️
13.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A white feminine person with brown hair and blue eyes taking a selfie. They are wearing an off the shoulder Giles Corey band shirt with a red bra strap visible.
she sleep on my token til i gethsemane
05.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the best thing I've read in ages
26.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0a semi truck parked on the side of the road with a flatbed. there is nothing on the bed but bags and bags of onions, precariously strapped down. this truck was parked on the roadside for at least 12 hours.
fomo but for the oddities i could’ve encountered when i miss my daily walk
20.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i was not as productive during josh’s tx trip as i’d hoped but i *did* listen to tricky’s maxinquaye on repeat for 5+ hours so like…still a win
20.09.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My coworker took my nye shift!!! thank god they r the best
07.09.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love that it’s finally ‘take a walk after work without melting into the pavement’ weather
26.08.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just realized i’m on call for both Halloween and nye (and thanksgiving but who gaf) 😭😭 fingers crossed there’s someone wanting to swap one of them bc those are the two best holidays
25.08.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1please 😭🙏 let there be a theatrical release of gdt’s frankenstein near me!! ik it’s going to be super limited but i need a win
20.08.2025 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no one talk to me*, my favorite perfume is being discontinued
*unless you have recs similar to imaginary authors “o, unknown!”
obsessed w this mashup
15.08.2025 04:13 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0