Jimmy Beams

Jimmy Beams

@jimmybeams.bsky.social

Educator and Sacramento Kings Fan

291 Followers 490 Following 69 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

So what day is this geriatric All-Star game happening?

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1 year ago

Stop. Fouling. Three. Point. Shooters. Wtf

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1 year ago

TikTok Shop is just the Home Shopping Network for Gen Zers.

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1 year ago

That confirms it. I’m buying the green color way of the Fox 1.

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1 year ago

Toothpaste is just bone soap.

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1 year ago

My thoughts and prayers are out of network.

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1 year ago
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a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .

Exactly! 😊

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1 year ago

Jeremy Sochan looks like he really enjoyed seeing Wicked.

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1 year ago
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a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a blue shirt ALT: a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a blue shirt

I make jokes to mask the pain. 🙃

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1 year ago

Do the Sacramento Kings know that turnovers aren’t traditionally a Thanksgiving dish?

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1 year ago

Good choice! That’s quite the deal!

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1 year ago

Hold out and wait for Derozan restock!

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1 year ago

I love how things on Amazon say “Black Friday Deal” but it’s the same exact price as it has been for the last few weeks sitting in my shopping cart. True Black Friday doesn’t exist anymore.

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1 year ago

Yeah, no one ever fouls Sabonis. Ever. 🤣

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1 year ago

Thought he would get away with it since Gobert got away with a foul on the previous possession slapping across his arms…

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1 year ago

They are giving a way more favorable whistle to OKC. It’s obvious.

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1 year ago

5 free throws in a half is…something.

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1 year ago

Cereal is just breakfast soup.

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1 year ago

Their court needs to drink some more water. Looking pretty dehydrated there.

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1 year ago

Refs be like “I didn’t have a good angle of it.” 🙄

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1 year ago

I’m tired of all these Sacramento Kings injuries. 🤒

But now, I do have a deeper understanding of what it feels like to be a New Orleans Pelicans fan. 🙃

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1 year ago

Pencils are just pens with commitment issues.

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1 year ago

0 followers now lol

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1 year ago

My wife got me DeMar DeRozan’s book for my birthday and now I really need to get it signed!

Looks like I’m going to be taking a book with me to all the games for the foreseeable future 😆

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1 year ago

De’Aaron Fox with 13 points in the first 6 minutes. 🏀

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Paper towels are just napkins-on-the-cob.

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1 year ago

Shaq vs Gronk. Who you got?

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1 year ago
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a chef is standing in a kitchen with pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and says `` yes , chef ! '' ALT: a chef is standing in a kitchen with pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and says `` yes , chef ! ''
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1 year ago

I shall hold the elders with the highest esteem. 🫡

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