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Daughter Dad & Dog Dad. Wine and Bourbon Enthusiast. Terrible Artist and all around Rebel Scum currently in hiding from the New Republic. #Eagles #Phillies #Lehigh #Delco

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Baghdad Barbie

02.10.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 4th Division landed at Utah Beach, not Omaha Beach. My dad was in the Fighting 4th!

But yeah โ€” crushing fascism one Nazi at a time!

19.09.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is 100% counting on the Supreme Court ultimately ruling that the president has the unquestionable power to determine what qualifies as a National Emergency.

Someday, if he canโ€™t find the TV remote, who are we to cry foul if he declares it a National Emergency?

Time to roll in the tanks!

16.09.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I could never be a championship sports figure โ€” because of the gluten.
No other reasons that I can think ofโ€ฆ.

16.09.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a game, what a game, what a game!

NL East Champs!

16.09.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Too bad, so sad.

14.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sometimes you win.
Sometimes you lose.
And sometimes you clinch hours later right after the EAGLES beat the Chiefs!

14.09.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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M-O-R-E
O-T-T-O
K-E-M-P

13.09.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน

12.09.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Step 1: Complete! 2-0 Victory

04.09.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And what is the percentage of houses in LA that have sprinkler systems (in the house, not in the lawnโ€ฆ.)??

04.09.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Presumed innocent until โ€ฆ. we preemptively execute you โ€ฆ. in case you werenโ€™t โ€ฆ.

04.09.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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48 hours to kickoff, but whoโ€™s countingโ€ฆ

02.09.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Walk it off!

31.08.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sources: MLB planning for Phillies-Twins matchup in August 2026 Field of Dreams game - Philadelphia Inquirer

25.08.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Do not come': 50 mph dust storm, high winds threaten Burning Man crowds Other weather woes have yet to come.

Not fun!

www.sfgate.com/travel/burni...

25.08.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zack says heโ€™ll be back!

24.08.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wheeler needs surgery, out for rest of season Right-handed pitcher Zack Wheeler had a follow-up evaluation and received second opinions this week after his successful right upper extremity blood clot removal on Monday. Wheeler was diagnosed with ...

www.mlb.com/news/zack-wh...

23.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Team is rolling right now. Everyone stepping up after losing Wheeler.
#GoPhils

20.08.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trea-bagger to start the game.

#GoPhils

20.08.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alvarado comes back tomorrow. Release โ€œStinky Cheeseโ€ Romano tonight!

19.08.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phils Phinally wake the Phuck up!

12.08.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Phils swept the Rangers! ๐Ÿงน
Mets lost 7 in a row!

Release the Epstein Files!!

10.08.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brain is intrigued.
My anus is scared AF.

10.08.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your assumption is that he will actually put together a proper, thorough, valid, and ethical census. That is logistically impossible at this late date for when they would need it done by. But just making up shit and saying itโ€™s real? They are putting the mechanisms in place for that as we speak.

09.08.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Phillies are in the groove!

09.08.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nominate South Park for the Noble Prize! ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ…

08.08.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IF (big If) he ever leaves office, I assume he will pry that shit off the walls and stuff it in the boxes with HIS top secret documents that are also going back to Mar-a-Lago.

07.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Terrible Haiku

Super stressed out day.
Blood pressure zooming.
Vacation is clearly over.

07.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The gods have been sated.

RIP Chuck Mangione, Ozzy Osbourne & Hulk Hogan.

#RuleOfThree

24.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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