Deepthroatocles. His philosophical theorems were so long and deep that few could swallow their meaning whole.
Johan Rojas should definitely try to get a refund on the performance enhancing drugs he’s accused of taking. Phils scored 14 runs so far today, but he’s a pathetic 0-6 at the top of the lineup. This team will actually get better if he gets suspended for 80 games….
I assume that means we are about to start bombing Iran’s energy grid.
Just like Venezuela, Trump’s got to be thinking at this point that he’s going for the oil in Iran. That Middle East private bank account won’t fill itself up you know….
Pretty sure that for Hegseth, he goes by the credo of “an unused weapon is a useless weapon”. Also pretty sure he’s planning to use up most of the inventory — and at the same time buy defense stocks since he knows he’ll be placing some huge orders to replenish.
Cornyn vs. Paxton.
A total piece of shit vs. such a rancid total piece of shit that it makes maggots sick.
And these are the people that get elected in Texas…..
…and I guess I’m rooting for the regular old total piece of shit in this one….
Imagine rooting for John Cornyn….
Don’t discount the contributions he made in the 80s. Past his prime? You betcha. But still getting it done when he needed to — while also mentoring, inspiring, and just leading by example at all times. His late season run as part of the Philly “Wheez Kids” with Rose and Perez was truly remarkable.
Happy Friday!
Where’s my refund???
I have never been to Spring Training. It’s a hole in my life. I hear what you are saying but I may need to learn the hard way. I will admit that for about the past 25 years it seems few people make the club based on an amazing Spring Training. Most decisions, outside of injuries, are predetermined.
I will be regrouting my toilets. Time much better spent.
America 2026.
Tariffs have gotten applied - and increased - instantaneously. Refunds? Not so much…..
I know I will never get a single nickel back (since the penny is now kaput), but that also gives me license to bitch and moan until the day this ginormous ahole descends to the underworld for all eternity.
I’m on the West Coast. I don’t think they have that here. I have switched to ciders - which I prefer to all GF beers I have tried. Ireland makes some great cider. I love Magners. But - can’t get that on the West Coast either.
I’m now gluten free and therefore I’m also envious. I make sure to still buy Smithwicks for my wife when I can find it but unfortunately living in California finding Magners Cider (my Smithwicks replacement) is completely out of the question. So then it’s double envy. Can’t have & also can’t have.
Need to add a little sumptin sumptin to the coffee - then things will feel more ….. appropriate ….
Impressive
And not even watch
Where’s my refund?!?!
Supreme Court rejects Trump's tariffs as illegal import taxes - Los Angeles Times
Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel A. Alito and Brett M. Kavanaugh dissented. (ie they are bootlicking sycophants who will let him do almost anything).
Now — how do I go about getting all my money back?
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
Awesome. Thrilling. And chilling.
250th Anniversary
This is your official notice that you now have only 5 months to be able to remember and pronounce these words with ease.
Semiquincentennial
Sestercentennial
Bisesquincentennial
Bicenquinquagenary
Or you can kind of cheat and just go with this version:
Quarter Millennial
Belicheat. You don’t get in on a first ballot with a nickname like that….
They are just waiting for the excuse to start rolling tanks through Democrat controlled cities. Itching for it. Praying we take the bait.
You give them WAY too much credit for having balls that big to begin with…
His willing to kill them all with his love!
Soccer (football) is more important than religion and even family in so much of the world. For any leader to boycott the World Cup, they may end up with a revolt on their hands. Plus — the games will be in the US, Canada and Mexico — so 2 out of 3 countries that they won’t be upset with.
Sounds like he needs to be covered in bubble wrap since he is clearly very fragile now.
