Skeeter Valentine

Skeeter Valentine

@cromerzome.bsky.social

Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.

140 Followers 182 Following 1,047 Posts Joined Jul 2023
13 hours ago

I go to a barbershop here in a majority black county and there are 3 dudes in there that love doing 2 things: 1. Doing shape ups and 2. Talking about "how Trump got these folks riled"

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13 hours ago

Being run by 3 rats in a trenchcoat

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14 hours ago

One of the greatest tweets ever.

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1 day ago

Oh, they are really REALLY in those Epstein files

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2 days ago

Shouts to Spo for letting him go for it.

Also, Alex Sarr should be ashamed of himself

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2 days ago

There are certain people that talk crazy because they’ve never been hit. I really believe there are people walking around that have never been in a physical altercation in their lives. Not even in their elementary school days.

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2 days ago

The okie-est of dokes

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3 days ago
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As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

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3 days ago

Streets of Rage. The music alone would blow kids brains out of the back of their head.

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3 days ago

Boots on the ground in Iran would be a political and international f#$% up so large, it would eclipse the stupidity of the Vietnam War and the Iraq War combined. It would be the most shitbrained thing the US could do....so they are gonna do it.

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6 days ago

Jumped 60 cents near me, with the gas that's still in the ground. I can't imagine what this will look like in a month

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1 week ago

He does, but I'm a Magic fan and buddy we NEED shooting.

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1 week ago

Does Klay Thompson need a job next season?

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1 week ago

Jalen Suggs saves the day

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1 week ago

See, I thought it was the day Stuart Scott died in 2015 but I'm inclined to go with you on this. Yellow box Wendy's was a societal load-bearing experience.

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1 week ago

As a comic, ...woof, that's rough.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

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1 week ago

We used to be a country

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1 week ago

I work in the federal funding space (grants, contracts, co-opt agreements, loans, procurement etc) and I'll say 4 "bids" with no reference check on a $143 mill contract would have had our whole team in a very expensive lawyers office before the OIG got there. They STEALING stealing.

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1 week ago

It ain't even "American", it's Swiss and made it American by making it worse.......nevermind, that's pretty damn American.

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1 week ago

Grilled Cheese and the occasional BEC is about as far as that cheese can go.

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1 week ago

I love it when leaders of the free world fall ass backward into a concept that I learned in my Intro to International Affairs class in college. Truly, the best and smartest people. πŸ™„

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1 week ago

The mad King is going full dumb monarchy because they are sending kids to die in the Middle East in the name of Chirst like its the Crusades

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1 week ago

They are completely unqualified to be asking her these questions. Out of their league

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1 week ago

Watching Lauren Boebart try and grill Hillary Clinton, is like reading Hoops twitter with a bunch of dudes who think they could beat Kobe in 1-on-1.

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1 week ago

And adults who were alive but have goldfish memory about how we got to it.

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1 week ago

The Arrested Development narrator would have been beside himself with the writing in this episode

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1 week ago

I appreciate Mehdi and the work he does but, come on man

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1 week ago

Dog, they said the same exact thing about black people. Latinos are being rounded up now. They also didn't have their presidency instantly ended, as well. This is par for the course for this administration and America. Are you blind?

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