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A digital painting of pokemon. Two spheal are on a small sandy island amidst a deep blue ocean. The two spheal are cuddling and appear to blush. They sit next to an Alolan Exeggutor acting as a palm trea nearby. At the far end of the sandy island is a tiny dwebble looking to come ashore. In the distance, there are two wingull flying across a sky streaked with clouds. in the very far distance, latios and latias jet into the distance beyond the clouds.

What's better than 1 spheal? TWO spheals

for @miqolena.bsky.social (though it was more like sponsoring me to draw more pokemon LMAO)

#Bluciworks

good night chat.........

in today's episode of "this is a bug but wouldn't it be funny if it were a feature":

follower go beeg

tilt your head to the right until you touch your shoulder. stay like that. your left ear is now hearing in all directions

Lucky Leaf Teas | Palatial Promenade Our perfect courtly companion! Sensationally married Green and White Tea, combined with Rose, Lavender, and Vanilla because who doesn't love a love triangle?

trying Palatial Promenade tonight for my wind-down drink. it's one of the best green tea blends I've ever had, tied with a sister green tea Bard's Ballad which is equally, differently fragrant and pleasant!

Lucky Leaf Teas isn't on bluesky (yet?) so allow me to do some advertising on their behalf.

3 panel comic. Panel one: coworkers stand around a desk, as another employee, a Humboldt squid carrying a big stack of binders, walks past them. One says to the squid, “hey Eric, need an extra hand with that?” Panel 2: the two human employees are laughing and a man steps into frame, breaking the fourth wall. He says “stop.” Panel 3: the man, still talking to the camera, says “squid discrimination in the workplace. Know the signs.”

White people need to stop butchering AAVE and start bringing some of their classics back.

You never hear "Newsflash Buddy!" Anymore. 😞

"the whole system will crash"

oh no, not the system where only the worst people alive have all the money and use it to buy children to sate their abhorrent desires and everybody else dies poor from cancer or at the hands of the state

not that system

what ever will we do without that system

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄

Me: I don't feel shit

5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest

My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

watched a strimmer play the entirety of REANIMAL and. wow. gross! cool! wtf?

#rizzidentevil

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

americans talk a lot of shit about "social credit score" despite living in the country that invented the concept and spent the last 3 decades using it to help banks be more lowkey about being racist

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

The poob has it for you meme is really funny but i think services like Netflix deserve to be poob'd far more than my beautiful free with adblock angel Tubi. Poob does indeed have it for me where that shitass premium service dont

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

I have made the news again

(very small voice) FOOBAW!

Shiroginko Emergency Commissions I'm a special education teacher looking for comms while my district is on strike! Please consider spreading this post so I can continue to pay bills and eat! Info below this post!

Hey everyone, this month my school district is striking, so in solidarity I will be picketing. This means I won't have much funds to feed myself or pay bills, so I have decided to reopen commissions! Please consider spreading this around. More info in the replies. Thank you!

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its real...

Mochi was sitting at the window and turned around to look at me. I looked at her. she mlemed at me. I mlemed at her. and immediately felt a little stupid.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

A tuxedo cat with a small pink alien toy on his head

Uni has been taken over by an alien!

messmer the impaler

aesthetic on the X-Men game is so strong.