Miss Vedra

I’m not mad I’m just really tired and this is what my face looks like when I’m too tired to mask 🎭🤿👺😷

Dear @gjane77.bsky.social did you find outdoor cushions yet I’m very invested

Well for international women’s day I did a shit ton of cleaning and emotional labor and stayed pleasant and encouraging the whole time
an in the 17 hours I’ve been awake I had 50 minutes to myself during which I exercised lest my corporeal form become too hideous to keep a suitor 😂💀😶‍🌫️🫥😴

My entire nervous system feels frayed like electrical wire pulled too tight I taste tinfoil. Anyway gotta go to sleep so I can get up and do it all again tomorrow

Spoiler alert it was a palette knife all along.

A woman wearing a black hoodie stands on one leg, displaying spectacular musculature and a beautiful blackwork tattoo.

Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself.

Goddamn, you’re fast!!

Omg you’re so right.

Sewed for four hours and cleaned and now it’s Pilates class time.

It is now relatively rectangular with minimal new pieces needing to be made. Edges are gonna be a bitch, but that’s ok.

I got the card “an ass that won’t quit” on the charades round of monikers and I’ve never been so ready to charades a card.

Silver lining to being up this early is I have lots of time to crochet before Pilates!

It’s hilarious how the secret to great food is just simple but well executed cooking

Vedra would do so well on an upper east coast tour

I could drive for 15 minutes west and take a long walk on a short pier and be about as far away from you as possible but talk to me about lobster rolls.

Oh shit KC is my JAM we are going to stay on the plaza we will go to Loose Park

Maybe fuck some
Shit up just for fun

Ok how far do we have to drive to meet in the middle

I hate being smart it’s the worst why can’t I be dumb and taken care of

Windows ten
Can suck
A dick

Can ping dns server.
Can ping router.
Host file is fine dns flushed ip is reset
Checked the inbound outbound firewall rules
Reset router again
Reset network connections reset
About four million times

Still no Ethernet or WiFi disabled and enabled deleted all drivers and reinstalled all

Worked on the computer for threee hours stepped away to try and do my workout and got interrupted again I need a vacation.

My kid downloaded some adobe knockoff that fucked his internet settings and I’ve lost two hours of my weekend trying to fix it I am ANNOYED.

Thanks Paula it makes me feel so good I want to wear ittttt

Wait until I put it on and have it laced correctly omg. I’ll send you a pic.

It is!

I’m an adult so I can get ✨ on the treadmill if I want to!

Going to try this on laced this properly soon and I’m v excited to see how it looks done up correctly.

In this photo, I laced it myself while wearing it which means it’s not nearly as tight as it should be

Honestly babe, you know me and my misandry but my straight up truth here is
No ethical consumption under capitalism and it’s not like he handed you his business card and THEN you fucked.

You’re free and clear in my book.

Horny and Bored is my Villain-era combo.