Jayde

We’re like infinite bubblewrap!

Happi birthday! ^-^

Can’t do it on the right day but can still do it :p

Hey!!! Don’t scare me like that!! >.<

Eeeep! You mean like… iced coffee right? I may have once again underestimated what someone meant when they called themselves mean…

I guess it would only matter for a couple minutes… but the world is already scary at this size! Upside down big world would be scarier… I think. curious though, what would be your drink of choice?

Oh >.<
That is surprising efficient actually… I was thinking tape or firmly underfoot, but this lets you check on me/save me a lot easier! Just please don’t tie me to it upside down!

Well… if it’s for science I can’t say no >.< It would be an honour to be of use!

Really glad you made that revelation right before I found you…

I suppose I more meant that your posts feel like there’s some of you in them, and you seem very hot and cool.
I’m not great at expressing what I really mean with words

Wellll…. I’m smol, and you seem to relish in being bigger than everyone else.
But seriously, you seem like you’re on bluesky to have a good time, which makes all of your posts a good time :)

Which one do *you* think you are?

I would pick option b every time! Living on a ship in a bottle would be interesting but I’d get bored after a day or two, especially when there’s a giant that could be messing with me

Depending on the content of it, could you post it to YouTube as private and ‘only people with link can view’ and post the link here?

I don’t say much on here and I’m still getting used to social media, but you are one of the people I keep my account open for. I think you really fit here <3

Folks, consent is important, even if it is just for jokes.

If someone asks you to not do X (inflate, shrink, etc) to them, you don't get to argue, you don't get to do it anyways.

You aren't being funny. You aren't being cute.

Be kind, respect their wishes. Sometimes folks just aren't in the mood.

This is exactly why I have one ^-^

Here’s your sign to Just get started 🤩🪧

Happy for you! Wishing a smooth recovery ^-^

Too bad, if you were thinking about that I’d volunteer! Your lips look soft and cozy >.<

That really does sound lovely ^-^

Only reason I’ve considered getting a VR headset. Wasn’t sure if it would really feel like much but after you putting it like that…. I might have to

Arkham games were great! But I do have a dumbed down gta rip off on my phone to waste time when I just wanna see explosions ^-^

Sleeping dogs sounds worth checking out, ty!

Wasn’t allowed to play it growing up and now I’m stuck in fantasy so it’s just not appealing :/

Depending how you position me, my whole body fits nicely in your hand :p

I’m sorry you’re struggling with that, I’ve been through similar. :(
I hope the things that make you smile start making more frequent appearances <3

Wait, which water supply?! So I can avoid it… yeah…

Not a femboy but I can confirm it’s effective

Oh god… now those boots are all I’m going to be able to think about this week >.<

Oh damn, nevermind then. Must be hard to find good help then

Take your favourite little thing and see how long it can serve you before breaking