A Long Bar of Expensive Soap

Tumblr poll from “lesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

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We haven’t had a full meal in days. My dad visits the aid centers every day he comes back with empty hands and tired eyes. If you can help, even a little, we’d be so grateful.🙏🏻🙏🏻
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“homestuck cartoon animated by the hazbin team voiced by toby fox premiering on the day after the comic is scrubbed from the internet forever” is a cultural artifact without peer. the discourse this generates will replace fossil fuels. woke is so fucking back

Digital illustration of war Claude and Lorenz. They're both laying on the ground facing each other. Claude laying on his side while Lorenz on his front. A grin on Claude's face.

Ship request from tumblr: Claurenz

#fe3h #fireemblem

MERYL STREEP

This thought appeared to me while dropping my brother to work.
#FireEmblem #FireEmblemThreeHouses #FEH

old men love to super set machine hop at the gym while loudly moaning every rep. what's up with that

mushy screenshot of an old twitter post of mine saying "Love the difference between Linspar and Ferdibert. Hubert and Ferdinand touch eachothers hands on accident and it's scandalous while Caspar and Linhardt are like "We got married in some random tavern a few months ago because they had a discount for newlyweds. Didn't we tell you?"

deleted twt a while ago and found this which is the only good headcanon I ever came up with actually #fe3h

A photo showing the American Robin and its scientific name Turdus migratorius. Referencing the US fish and wildlife service

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata

American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

A screenshot of a tumblr textpost thread by user manywinged. It reads "wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots." there is a reblog by OP, reading "a hoe never gets lyme disease." the next reblog, by user perditionsflames is an image of a person leaning against a tree, with "a hoe never gets lyme disease" as a caption, but in the image Barok Van Zieks has been drawn over the original person in the image.

i spent an unreasonable amount of time on this,,,,
"pray forgive the discourtesy of flaunting my superior and functional footwear"
#barokvanzieks #tgaa #dgs

Girl with eyeball for a face sits in a dark garden. Wildflowers spill from her ribs.

how does your garden grow 🥀
#jayyfarts #horrorart

I'm so incredibly angry at the people who are going out of their way to make Palestinians' lives worse.

If you don't want to help people in need, just scroll past, ffs.

Stop going out of your way to be utterly shitty to folks who are asking for fucking help, who are being genocided and starved.

five page fire emblem three houses fancomic from post timeskip. page 1. panel 1: a nervous, undetailed diplomat sweats as he thinks, “the prime minister is a MONSTER.” panel 2: ferdinand has a brow quirked as he gestures from his seat at a table and says, “alright. we have enjoyed several toasts together. now i believe the time has come to sign this agreement as planned.” the diplomat continues to think, “the quantity of poison we’ve slipped him… theres no way he could survive that!” panel 3: the previous panel drips like poison into a cup of wine. the diplomat continues, “we accepted our own deaths when we made this assassination our mission, but to come all this way and FAIL?!”

page two. panel 1: ferdinand’s hand suddenly grips the edge of the table. he coughs, “ah! ahem…” panel 2: a host of ominous eyes seem to peer at ferdinand, now bent over. the diplomats think, “there! finally!” as ferdinand warbles, “pardon me… i just— suddenly i feel quite—“ panel 3: the diplomats and ferdinand are silhouetted at the table. and ferdinand releases a massive belch with one fist to his mouth.

hubert’s love language

1/2

[ #fe3h ]

Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work?

[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]

Me: Sadly, no

A photo-shopped image of an alternate flag for the Province of British Columbia. The lower half remains mostly the same with the wavy lines and the sun rising. The upper half has removed the union jack, added more wavy lines, added the silhouette of the Ogopogo (a lake monster), and put the crown above its head. The waves are now the six colours of the pride flag.

Well since you can't beat 'em, it seems, MAKE A NEW BC FLAG!

(I should honestly get this made, but by someone better at drawing than I am.)

i dont remember making this

Lrs listen to my friend Alex to increase yer smarts

I sincerely hope that our lively discussion about some of the most interesting and influential rpgs ever made inspires you to keep pushing back against the current crackdown on sexy/queer games.

yellat.money

Al Overview Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

Listen, I had to.

Bluesky continues to track and delete Sama'a's account, no explanation given, while she fights to feed her family and prepare for the birth of her second child. Please give what you can to help.

Thinking about how Marvel's version of Death is sometimes a woman in a robe and sometimes a skellington in a robe, but because this is superhero comics, when she's a skellington in a robe she still has boobs

Killin' it, much appreciated!

You're a champ, thank you

Sorry that this is going to be all I care about for the next hour or so

ok I'm upset the FLAG?!? is winning? VOTE OGOPOGO!! Nardwuar even wrote a song about it!!!

Come on people it’s a fu**ing lake monster it has to beat the fu**ing flag!!!!!