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Leaves your hands smelling like bamboo for fifteen minutes He/they. Far enough into my 30's that I don't want to talk about it right now. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Stop being so shitty to other people.

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orange cat all blurry looking silly

orange cat all blurry looking silly

HEY

15.10.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1804    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.

14.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1434    ๐Ÿ” 472    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?

14.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 682    ๐Ÿ” 280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

ChatGPT doing erotica now continuing to bear this out

15.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
D'Angelo and The Vanguard - Ain't That Easy & Vanguard Theme (Live at Outside Lands 2015)
YouTube video by fortheluvofyou. D'Angelo and The Vanguard - Ain't That Easy & Vanguard Theme (Live at Outside Lands 2015)

RIP D'Angelo. He was a singular talent and we were lucky to get to hear him. If you want to jump in now, there's no bad spot to start.

15.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

14.10.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2946    ๐Ÿ” 937    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

WHEN THEREโ€™S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No oneโ€™s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THEREโ€™S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

15.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5657    ๐Ÿ” 1634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76
Tweet from Quds News Network @QudsNen
BREAKING: Three Palestinians were killed after Israeli quadcopter drones opened fire on residents inspecting their homes in the Shujaiyya neighborhood, east of Gaza City.

Tweet from Quds News Network @QudsNen BREAKING: Three Palestinians were killed after Israeli quadcopter drones opened fire on residents inspecting their homes in the Shujaiyya neighborhood, east of Gaza City.

โ€œIsraeliโ€ ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. Theyโ€™ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

14.10.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2903    ๐Ÿ” 1158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Damn, I hope nothing bad happens to any data centers

14.10.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"First Impressions "

From my old #fe3h comic series from my first verdant wind playthrough ft a friend.

You can find the full archive on my tumblr or patreon, link in bio.

#fireemblem #fe #fethreehouses

14.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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come on and tell me yes โฃ๏ธ
#fe3h #marihilda

14.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

reshared for alt text

13.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gamer who doesn't listen to audio logs or read journal entries in games because they respect privacy

13.10.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2333    ๐Ÿ” 294    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
A skeet from @emmaline.spills.wine

I'm an artist
I'm a poster
I'm a brave lil toaster

The skeet is photoshopped onto a still from the iconic music video for Bitch by Meredith Brooks

A skeet from @emmaline.spills.wine I'm an artist I'm a poster I'm a brave lil toaster The skeet is photoshopped onto a still from the iconic music video for Bitch by Meredith Brooks

13.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
dedue fire emblem molinaro is the character of all timeโ€ฆโ€ฆ he loves cooking fishโ€ฆ... he planned out and attempted an assassination of a head of stateโ€ฆโ€ฆ.his main hobby is gardeningโ€ฆ..he consumed the heart of a divine beingโ€ฆโ€ฆ he visited 2 of the holiest sites of a religion he doesnโ€™t follow โ€ฆ. heโ€™s a good teacherโ€ฆ..he likes sewingโ€ฆ. he can marry a popeโ€ฆ. he can get buried next to a monarchโ€ฆโ€ฆ. heโ€™s bilingualโ€ฆโ€ฆ if you get lucky with RNG he can become basically immune to physical hitsโ€ฆ. and heโ€™s nearly 7 feet tall.

dedue fire emblem molinaro is the character of all timeโ€ฆโ€ฆ he loves cooking fishโ€ฆ... he planned out and attempted an assassination of a head of stateโ€ฆโ€ฆ.his main hobby is gardeningโ€ฆ..he consumed the heart of a divine beingโ€ฆโ€ฆ he visited 2 of the holiest sites of a religion he doesnโ€™t follow โ€ฆ. heโ€™s a good teacherโ€ฆ..he likes sewingโ€ฆ. he can marry a popeโ€ฆ. he can get buried next to a monarchโ€ฆโ€ฆ. heโ€™s bilingualโ€ฆโ€ฆ if you get lucky with RNG he can become basically immune to physical hitsโ€ฆ. and heโ€™s nearly 7 feet tall.

dedue posting hours

17.09.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the mysterious, subtle and low-key weed dealer:

13.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿธ

13.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Sound is Irresistible

12.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4792    ๐Ÿ” 1130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Shadow of the Colossus

01.10.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 197    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Meta AI adviser spreads disinformation about shootings, vaccines and trans people Critics condemn Robby Starbuck, appointed in lawsuit settlement, for โ€˜peddling lies and pushing extremismโ€™

sounds bad

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

13.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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๐Ÿ‡Flayn๐Ÿ‡

12.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do remember and I think about it every day

12.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#2 desaturated sisters

12.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ฆItโ€™s all right now.

12.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dear President Obama,
I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza."
Palestinians have families, too.
This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide.
I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world.
Love,
Ms Rachel

Dear President Obama, I saw in your statement you said "Israeli families" & "the people of Gaza." Palestinians have families, too. This kind of language contributes to dehumanization. Dehumanization is part of what caused so many to stay silent as 20,000 children were killed in this genocide. I've sat with wonderful Palestinian families from Gaza. They look at their children just like we look at ours - with all the love & hope in the world. Love, Ms Rachel

Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing

10.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4457    ๐Ÿ” 1145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
A small dog tells a woman, "Experiencing the world is beautiful and vivid for me. I smell shit piss and vomit and I love it. You are controlled by ceaseless disgust. You're stunted. Haha."

The woman replies, "Yes. But I can read novels."

A small dog tells a woman, "Experiencing the world is beautiful and vivid for me. I smell shit piss and vomit and I love it. You are controlled by ceaseless disgust. You're stunted. Haha." The woman replies, "Yes. But I can read novels."

The debate.

11.10.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1015    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
ART BLAKEY w JOHN GILMORE - On The Ginza
YouTube video by corporalhenshaw ART BLAKEY w JOHN GILMORE - On The Ginza

Art Blakey ๐ŸŽ‚

A self-taught pianist until he was ordered to play the drums at a club gig as a teen. His signature drumming style laid the foundation for bebop.

Founded the Jazz Messengers with Horace Silver in the 1950s.

#Jazzsky #jazz

youtu.be/s53kWQSWidI?...

11.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all things considered, heโ€™s just a really stupid guy with really stupid beliefs

10.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2797    ๐Ÿ” 264    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

11.10.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4022    ๐Ÿ” 918    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

in my humble opinion it is journalistic malpractice for a verified account to be sharing garbage AI-generated news videos because they're too stupid and lazy to verify their sources

11.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1033    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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