Philippe the Peep (peep/peeps)

Philippe the Peep (peep/peeps)

@philippethepeep.bsky.social

[under construction] ROY IS HELPING. Philippe is inscrutable. Philippe loves you. This is fan art; no infringement intended. Alt-text for some images can get a bit chatty ;)

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1 month ago
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Hedgehogs rolling on grapes to take to their young for food

BL Royal MS 12 F XIII; 'the Rochester Bestiary; 13th century; f.45r

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1 month ago

ROY SAYS HI BACK

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1 month ago
Reggie, a medium-sized medium-blue peep, is bundled up in a handknit multicolor scarf.

Reggie bundles up in preparation for The Storm. (When in this dimension, peep lives in the eastern United States.) Peep says stay safe! And cozy!

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2 months ago

Geese! (Maybe a sign that I should be more outspoken.)

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2 months ago

Hello!

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2 months ago

More Brother Sebhat please

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2 months ago

"Think not of the books you've bought as a "to be read" pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood."

- Luc van Donkersgoed

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7 months ago
Close up of a medium sized, medium blue peep and a medium sized, royal blue peep. In the background is a disco ball with multicolored light vibes coming out from it.

REGGIE AND ROY DISCO

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8 months ago

greetings gromit and friends

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8 months ago
Roshelle, a pink zigzag peep, is on the left and Roshawn, a light blue zigzag peep, is on the right. Both are facing the camera.

Roshelle and/or Roshawn wish you a good day.

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8 months ago

good luck to sam!

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8 months ago

HELLO GROMIT. how lovely to see you, too!

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8 months ago

Roy and Reggie wish you a good morning or whatever your local equivalent is.

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1 year ago

Get in loser we’re creating honest sentimental art without a trace of irony and putting a piece of ourselves out into the world

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11 months ago

Also note that peeps don't often do much of *anything* in a linear fashion, even (especially) when it comes to experiencing time.

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11 months ago

To clarify: Joshua's pictures are all jumbled up. The splines have been re-reticulated in a very logical fashion, mostly because Roshelle and/or Roshawn were discreetly helping.

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11 months ago
Joshua, a small yellow peep, waits in a spacious, high-ceilinged lobby with clerestory* windows through which a blue sky can be seen. It's giving airport. Peep seems alert but in a good way. Maybe even excited. *peeps just leared the word "clerestory" and were looking for an excuse to use it in an actual context, as opposed to Roy and Reggie just taking turns yelling it at one another

Joshua waits. (Please note that pictures of Joshua's Odyssey are not in chronological order. They were beamed into Roy's transponder buffer in a linear fashion but then Roy re-reticulated the splines without telling us and now they are all jumbled up, like potsherds.)

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11 months ago
Joshua, a small yellow peep, sits behind a cup of espresso on a hotel breakfast table. The cup is almost full, and part of a logo can be seen on the side. The logo is that of Loumidis Coffee: the word "Loumidis" in all-caps Greek over a picture of a red, green, and white parrot with upstretched wings. Joshua is peering over the rim of the espresso cup and seems to be waiting for the photo shoot to be over so peep can get peeps caffeine hit. Joshua knows that the dregs of Greek coffee are not for drinking, they are for telling fortunes.

Joshua can't wait to get to the bottom of peeps morning coffee.

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11 months ago
Joshua, a small yellow peep, looks at some white and purple cyclamens in a terracotta pot.

Joshua looks at some cyclamens.

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1 year ago
a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

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1 year ago

Yes.

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1 year ago
Closeup of Roy, a medium-sized, slightly shaggy royal blue peep. Roy looks a bit wired, maybe because peeps fur naturally goes up. But really you're free to project whatever emotion you want onto Roy.

ROY SAYS HELLO

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1 year ago

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

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1 year ago

This story broke my mind in all the best ways. If you haven't read it, do; and if you are eligible to vote for it, do that too.

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1 year ago

thank you! we try.

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1 year ago
Horatio, a small, light blue, scallop-patterned peep, sits in front of a stainless steel serving bowl filled with white USB-C cables. A spaghetti server holds some of the cables as if they were spaghetti. Next to Horatio are a tomato, a jar of dried basil, an onion barely visible behind the serving bowl, and a jar of dried oregano. Horatio has a white napkin arranged as if it's tucked into peeps collar, although we're not sure how exactly because peep does not actually have a collar. Maybe it's quantum.

Why is ChatGPT down? Horatio has been eating the cables.

Horatio: *burp*

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1 year ago
Horatio, a small, light blue, scallop-patterned peep, sits in front of a stainless steel serving bowl filled with white USB-C cables. A spaghetti server holds some of the cables as if they were spaghetti. Next to Horatio are a tomato, a jar of dried basil, an onion barely visible behind the serving bowl, and a jar of dried oregano. Horatio has a white napkin arranged as if it's tucked into peeps collar, although we're not sure how exactly because peep does not actually have a collar. Maybe it's quantum.

Why is ChatGPT down? Horatio has been eating the cables.

Horatio: *burp*

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1 year ago
Roy, a medium-sized royal blue peep, poses in a closeup against a background of glowing red concentric squares that look suspiciously like the "they've gone to plaid" bit in the Ludicrous Speed scene from Spaceballs (1987).

It seems to be working!

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1 year ago

ROY UNDERSTANDS THAT CHATGPT IS DOWN AND FORTUNATELY THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR PEEP AS PEEP HAS SPENT CONSIDERABLE TIME DEVELOPING A LOCAL LANGUAGE MODEL THAT PEEP IS ABLE TO RUN AUTONOMOUSLY, FUELED BY A TRANSGALACTIC LABYRINTH OF TESSERACTS, DUCT TAPE, AND LINEAR A

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1 year ago
Pen and ink illustration featuring a hippo-like creature with eyes tightly closed attempting to walk forwards towards the right while battling lashing winds and rain in the darkness

After living through the Nazi & atomic bomb eras, Finnish author/artist Tove Jansson's writings would often encompass fearful ideas about loss of a familiar world. However she would balance this with characters who encompassed kindness & community, even in the darkest times #WomensArt

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