Wow I love it when you rub nowhere near my clit!
My SD is so bad at turning a woman on that I'm reminded why he pays me everytime I see him
we r hot ✨
@bbymutha.bsky.social is so unserious, why she start off the Bastard Tape rapping over The Sims buy mode music? 😂 I love her
Period
I just figured out how to make myself squirt, I wonder if this is how cavemen felt when they discovered fire?
In case any of you were still wondering, fuck chase bank. Still haven’t received the money they seized when they closed my account for violating their “morality clause” last month. At this point, I think it’s not coming.
Do not trust big banks. Divest from them. They do not care about you.
Sleep schedule? Trash
We have officially reached the stage of every trip with my SD where he won't stop touching me because he knows it's almost over
queer autistic disabled genX artist/activist w/o benefits in need of basic necessities + meds for severe chronic neuropathy + spine/tmj/tn2 pain...
throw a few bucks my way if you can?
survival fund currently: $0/$250
venmo/cashapp @/$ biblioklept
many thanks, friends 🫶
bsky.app/profile/mxma...
Yes but twice in one day hurt 😭
Giving your gf who you cheated on (with her best friend) absurdly expensive jewelry for her birthday?
Pippa and Diana are a couple (in the future)???? I'm sat 🪑
Lucy should stab him but I know that's not the vibe. One can dream though 😋
Stephan continues being the most narcissistic POS that ever lived.
He got it from his mother but I feel like the apple didn't even fall from the tree, it mutated and created something far worse.
Bree discussing fake crying to get what she wanted: "Some men respond better to little girls"
WHEW
Things Diana has: Nerve. Gall. Audacity.
Lucy keeps saying she's fine, no one believes her but maybe she'll believe it if she says it enough
Stephan immediately knowing that Evan cheated on Bree is hilarious, I guess it really takes a cheater to know a cheater
Pippa is dating women in the future, the bad hetero sex to WLW pipeline is real.
No one should be faking orgasms unless they're getting paid.
It was Stephan throughout the entire first season but season two? Lucy took the baton and she's running faster than Sha'Carri Richardson
Binge watching Tell Me Lies on Hulu and every character is in a competition for who can be the messiest bitch on the show.
Got TWO tickets in one day FML
A world without sluts is a world I don't wanna live in
Glad to know I'm not the only one that did that 😅
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
The "I saw the TV glow" trend on Tiktok has me in actual tears tonight. Seeing TV glow is an allegory for transness so there's hundreds of videos filled with comments of people talking about why they can't transition.
I am SAD, the kids are not alright 😭
I can assure you Cecilia--an immigrant who fought for the safety and humanity of sex workers, the poor, and the least among us--was closer to Christ than any career official for the Archdiocese of New York
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