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sami | 30sๆญณshe/they, lesbian |๐Ÿ”ž| NSFW | frid @ faerie | Hey, I am kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me. ๐Ÿค” | queasyphon @ twitter

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Post image 03.03.2024 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says 

My deepest Toyota Corrollances

The image shows Brian in a Toyota Corolla and says My deepest Toyota Corrollances

27.10.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3421    ๐Ÿ” 952    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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โ€œFuck AIโ€

โ€” Guillermo del Toro

๐ŸŽฅ Vanity Fair

18.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13421    ๐Ÿ” 4206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 249
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jobs don't pay you enough to make you feel like you're going to jail if someone sees you on your phone

if they didn't notice me for a min or smthn sure i'd be like "h-hey" but truly idc, checking your sched or not i don't want workers i interact w to feel extra miserable

14.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went to get groceries; when i got to the reg the cashier was on their phone. they went "sorry ma'am, just checking my schedule" and i paused, made a face, shook my head and said "i don't care," and they go "...you know what...real" and said most customers don't gaf which im glad for.

14.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh it has one R not two whatever i don't care i hate it so much i dont even wanna fix it

14.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fuck ferring millennial decay btw

14.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i got my flu and c0vid v4ccin3 (sorry for the dumb censoring but i'm not inviting any shitheads) at walgreens and for each one i got, they gave me a 20% off store-wide coupon. soooo if you need your shots and also some shit from walgreens go do it there

02.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
tweet from pompom625tn in Japanese, the translation of which reads "Why don't you join the cult of appreciating soft, plump males?"

tweet from pompom625tn in Japanese, the translation of which reads "Why don't you join the cult of appreciating soft, plump males?"

I'm always saying this

02.10.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1334    ๐Ÿ” 568    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

02.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14667    ๐Ÿ” 5332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

ALMOST told my aunt i was going to talk to my psychiatrist about pmdd today and realized what a mistake that would be. luckily. LMAO ๐Ÿ˜ญ

02.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
celebratory photo of m8s clear our OT got excited for mac and cheese and left before photo she's not dead

celebratory photo of m8s clear our OT got excited for mac and cheese and left before photo she's not dead

(as a M8S clearer) good morning chat

01.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tw suicidal ideation? kind of. sorry i am not in a brain place to want to type this all out again. actually not sure why im posting this on bsky now that im doing it but ive alr written this so. i saw a friend mention it once and i put off looking it up forever. maybe bc i knew it would be me LOL

29.09.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think i probably have pmdd so that's cool

29.09.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi bsky, i'm sorry for not posting here as much but as of tomorrow i am an employee local bookstore lesbian ๐Ÿซถ

24.09.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want to see the drowned city of skalla easter egg with my own eyes before i die

18.09.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scene from โ›ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ€ au idea in previous post. A mental triple axel Ivan anticipated failing, but instead...?
#ivantill

16.09.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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aspirational

15.09.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7014    ๐Ÿ” 2313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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girls on mondays vs fridays

16.09.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sugar riot, a milalla girl, holding up a can of spray paint

sugar riot, a milalla girl, holding up a can of spray paint

girl who makes yans that kill you

16.09.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 355    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
G'raha Tia redrawn as the Horny Grip meme

G'raha Tia redrawn as the Horny Grip meme

I did this a while back as a joke.

16.09.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใฒใ‹ใ‚‹ใŒๆญปใ‚“ใ ๅคใ€€39-2่ฉฑใ‹ใ‚‰ๆŠœ็ฒ‹

ใฒใ‹ใ‚‹ใŒๆญปใ‚“ใ ๅคใ€€39-2่ฉฑใ‹ใ‚‰ๆŠœ็ฒ‹

ใ‚ˆใ—ใใจ็”ฐไธญใŒใŠไบ’ใ„ใฎ่…•ใ‚’่ฆ‹ๆฏ”ในใฆใ„ใ‚‹
ใฉใกใ‚‰ใฎ่…•ใซใ‚‚ใ‚ขใ‚ถใŒใ‚ใ‚‹

ใ€ŒใŠใใ‚ใ„ใ ใƒผใƒใƒใƒใƒใƒใ€

ใ‚ˆใ—ใใจ็”ฐไธญใŒใŠไบ’ใ„ใฎ่…•ใ‚’่ฆ‹ๆฏ”ในใฆใ„ใ‚‹ ใฉใกใ‚‰ใฎ่…•ใซใ‚‚ใ‚ขใ‚ถใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ ใ€ŒใŠใใ‚ใ„ใ ใƒผใƒใƒใƒใƒใƒใ€

ใ€Œๅ…‰ใŒๆญปใ‚“ใ ๅคใ€็ฌฌ๏ผ“๏ผ™่ฉฑ-๏ผ’

ๆ›ดๆ–ฐใ•ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸ๏ผ
ใ‚ˆใ‚ใ—ใใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚

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16.09.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 383    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I love this fuckass cat so much
#grahatia #crystalexarch

16.09.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 346    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Cafe bunnies ๐Ÿ› #ivantill

09.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

07.06.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4325    ๐Ÿ” 3683    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139
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The Silly Coelacanth Plush is up on Makeship!

If you didnโ€™t get one during the petition phase, now is your chance!

I am so so so happy with this plush and working with Makeship was absolutely wonderful. Please check it out! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™

05.09.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1164    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Ardbertโ€™s Axe with the words Through You We Live

Ardbertโ€™s Axe with the words Through You We Live

Looks like thereโ€™s a lot more ffxiv artists here now so I think Iโ€™ll repost.

#ffxiv #finalfantasy #ardbert #fanart #art

05.09.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1018    ๐Ÿ” 583    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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glutton for punishment

#hadesgame

29.04.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1840    ๐Ÿ” 559    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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"He was called Eheeyaโ”€flower in his native tongue"

Somehow I picture sunflowers bc of the connection with the sun as well ๐Ÿฅน๐ŸŒป

#dancinggreen #ffxiv #ffxivfanart #arcadion

05.09.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 283    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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