Ok that made me laugh

19.02.2025 02:03 — 👍 52849    🔁 7004    💬 622    📌 236

I will never complain about him golfing or anything similar. The more he golfs, the safer we all are.

18.02.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know who needs to know this but if you’re having hand surgery, you can leave your underwear on

12.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 139    🔁 8    💬 17    📌 1

This is a reminder that no one can convince Trump voters to no longer support Trump, better than Trump can.

31.01.2025 05:07 — 👍 93569    🔁 10569    💬 3321    📌 576

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

30.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 24968    🔁 3460    💬 294    📌 107

It's amazing how music can transport you to another place.

For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.

30.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 3945    🔁 230    💬 102    📌 23

Democrats should not vote on a single Trump cabinet nominee until this federal assistance freeze is rescinded.

Do not let up.

28.01.2025 15:54 — 👍 7712    🔁 1236    💬 199    📌 63

Then you’ll just pay interest and a percentage penalty for underpaying. We cant do this without owing them even more.

28.01.2025 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A cat knocks a wine glass off the counter to see if it will bounce. When it doesn’t. The cat looks at another glass and considers if the same test might yield different results

cat logic

26.01.2025 15:31 — 👍 1904    🔁 168    💬 13    📌 8

Companies committed to DEl....
-Costco
-Meijer
-Kroger
-Giant Grocery
-Ben & Jerry's
-Ulta
-Macy's
-Old Navy
-Nordstrom's
-TJ Maxx
-GoTo Foods (includes Moe's Southwest Grill, Mcalister's, Auntie Anne's, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more...)
-Dollar Tree
-Walgreens
-Wegmans
-Trader Joes
-Aldi

26.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 570    🔁 83    💬 27    📌 8

I knew it!

24.01.2025 11:26 — 👍 6338    🔁 593    💬 47    📌 32

This week's Internet winner goes to...

24.01.2025 08:49 — 👍 24189    🔁 5356    💬 458    📌 310