Another year, another BBC Comedy Collective bursary rejection email. I’ve gone from top 5% and 'semi-finalist' in 2023 to 'soz not u' in the space of three years. I’m officially getting less funny with age. kill me.
Rich people are so boring these days. They just want more money. Paul Newman invented a salad dressing that gave to charity. Wise up. Sick of it.
