@christopherwong.bsky.social
I don't accept this level of energy. This level of energy in the dressing room will result in disaster. We will not meet our objectives. It's time to wake up.
Worst thing imaginable is going to a club-type space and there being people in their thirties and above there.
26.10.2025 07:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should I send this to her? youtu.be/AnbEBT1xUgg
22.10.2025 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wouldn't mind a couple more pieces of statement footwear.
21.10.2025 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw a Kia Stinger with headlights tinted pink like the pink in bisexual lighting. Looked pretty cool.
20.10.2025 00:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am trying a truly innovative beverage.
18.10.2025 00:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I desperately need some Asian food.
16.10.2025 01:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you say that something tastes like poop but what you really mean is that it tastes like what poop smells like, that's synesthesia.
14.10.2025 14:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm in hell!
09.10.2025 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm feeling fat and sassy.
08.10.2025 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No disrespect to egg son or no beans, I hate beans daughter?
01.10.2025 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Retweet for no disrespect to egg. Favourite for no beans, I hate beans.
01.10.2025 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is Yuna from Final Fantasy considered Korean?
20.09.2025 06:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only supremacy I like is The Bourne Supremacy.
11.09.2025 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A slice of Costco pizza is like a thousand calories, which is why it's good for you.
10.09.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A man with mental health just said 'Beverly Hills, 90210' to me, which is how I know my zoomer cosplay is working well.
02.09.2025 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's just time, our little measurements.
02.09.2025 20:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time is running out.
02.09.2025 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a headache from eating too much meat.
31.08.2025 02:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm feeling fat and sassy.
28.08.2025 16:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Check out Jeon Somi's new single 'Closer' if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
24.08.2025 22:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best thing about this season of Arsenal is that the players are allowed to wear long sleeves again.
24.08.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a horrible bathroom.
23.08.2025 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to the bathroom is all about waiting in line.
17.08.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Therapist: the intersection of art and technology isnβt a real place it canβt hurt you
The intersection of art and technology:
Americans hate auto-start/stop because fuel economy is woke.
11.08.2025 15:58 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, I don't have any spare human bones to donate.
30.07.2025 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jorrel Hato is a Jedi name.
30.07.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you are beleaguered, please retweet.
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