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Dispatches from occupied Los Angeles
The only thing that beats a bad guy doing corruption is a good guy doing corruption
27.10.2025 03:52 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Doubt that Douthat
25.10.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Donโt know who these guys are but holy hell they are as dumb as fuck.
25.10.2025 17:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0On a deadly serious note, the President cannot rely on external, private sources to fund spending as an end-run around Congressโ constitutional power of the purse. If he can, we no longer have a republic.
25.10.2025 15:53 โ ๐ 8047 ๐ 2292 ๐ฌ 513 ๐ 149
LA Westsiders: Come on down to #TeslaTakedown Santa Monica today from 1pm-2:30pm!
actionnetwork.org/events/tesla...
We hold signs, party w/ inflatable Elon, wear costumes, and encourage people to #BoycottTesla
The vibe is mellow. We get plenty of supportive feedback from shoppers and drivers โฎ๏ธ
Trump is allowed to renovate the White House, people. Who among us hasnโt demolished an apartment weโre renting and built a nightclub in its place?
24.10.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There was NO talk therapy when I was a kid.
Because people didnโt have emotions.
Just demolish the whole thing and put up a big beautiful golden phallus
24.10.2025 15:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Zhao pardon comically corrupt. SBF should raise money from Sequoia to start a Trumpcoin treasury company and buy his own pardon.
There is no law but money.
Thereโs a lot of user interest in generating fake videos. Less interest in paying for the compute.
23.10.2025 15:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0god imagine sleeping on a dumb bed
22.10.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
22.10.2025 11:53 โ ๐ 17229 ๐ 5673 ๐ฌ 365 ๐ 234The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
Ideally your president doesn't think Hannibal Lecter and Darth Vader were the heroes.
21.10.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 1606 ๐ 225 ๐ฌ 52 ๐ 10Our big, beautiful White House will soon be equipped for strong and powerful balls.
21.10.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Social media bad.
21.10.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0100 years from now, the Trump ball room will offer a spooky haunted tour where historians speak in hushed tones about the tortured orange sexual abuser who walks the halls at night.
21.10.2025 16:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kind of amazing to think about how different the world might be today if PayPal had just... failed early on and shut down. You can trace so much nonsense today back to PayPal getting bailed out by eBay.
21.10.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 4158 ๐ 591 ๐ฌ 43 ๐ 40America was conquered by morons. Sad but true.
21.10.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0build the wall โ build the ballroom
20.10.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everything Worse
20.10.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 8956 ๐ 1185 ๐ฌ 272 ๐ 43Pretty Hate Machine was also the early working title of Fox News
20.10.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump Mind Virus is highly Contagious
20.10.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โFake it til you make it and if you donโt make it just keep faking it and faking it and faking it and faking it and becoming increasingly aggressive toward any haters willing to say out loud that youโre faking it.โ
Excerpt from my upcoming book, โAmerican Business Excellence (2025 Edition)โ
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
20.10.2025 12:35 โ ๐ 11814 ๐ 2107 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 125โNice countryโฆ for me to poop onโ would actually be a perfect epitaph for Trump.
19.10.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump 2028: Weโre gonna need a bigger diaper
19.10.2025 04:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Daddy Diarrhea
19.10.2025 04:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Daddy Diarrhea
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