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u ever feel crazy, u ever feel insane, yep

Doctors be giving you the waddafuck look when you tell them you drink feels the same as telling your dentist that brushing your teeth is dumb and flossing is for pussies Ayup

they couldnt make crazy taxi these days because they would have to call it wacky uber

forgot to post the announcement here but Eternity Egg releases into early-access on December 10

guy who hates roguelikes: I would like this game but it has roguelike mechanics

i scene it

the guy whos a little too into pc master race jokes to proud boys pipeline

ハアァァァァァァ〜〜〜！！？？

sourse: bought a new keyboard and it jumped 10 wpm

your wallet doesnt want you to know, but getting the new keyboard will actually improve your wpm.

tru story.

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UPS has my ire

man getting exploded for being wrong about qwerty history

"qwerty was actually designed to slow down-"

Anyone up blueing their sky?

This app needs private accounts so I can make fun of random people without hurting their feelings

それいゆ

練習帳

My dad keeps going like “ah I found this song it’s really beautiful” and it’s just the latest tiktok slop

idk where i was going with this one tbh

guy at the 4th of july bbq who refuses to chew his hot dogs because he thinks its a feminine trait

スズランちゃんとアイルー

Making money feels so good

whats the deal with airplane food?

They turned me into a human blob Jerry

Weather is so ass rn how do I even have power

Forgot to adjust the cook time based on fridge temperature because it wasn’t in the recipe