@peachyhooch.bsky.social
Queen Marla, First of her Name. Harbinger of tantrums. Misplacer of remote controls. Seeker of the pints.
We're so mean, I love itππ
10.03.2025 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She needs to do a raven next. He'll never know the difference.
10.03.2025 15:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
BREAKING: X is down. Sources confirm Elon has officially uploaded himself into the platform. First executive order? Replacing all code with Dogecoin memes and removing the logout button. Engineers are trapped. Thoughts and prayers.
10.03.2025 15:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sir, this is Bluesky, not Twitter.
10.03.2025 15:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kinda rich Musk calling people on government assistance the βparasite classβ when that window-licker has been sponging off the U.S. government for a decade.
27.02.2025 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfuckingbelievable
26.02.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm phasing into my Bebe Nuewirth era and some of you arenβt ready.
26.02.2025 08:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hopped on Twitter to read a DM and theyβre blasting this notification in my face like I give two rat fucks about violating the rules.
26.02.2025 08:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 scratches my brain itch.
26.02.2025 06:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom, and democracy, but the image of violent imperialism.
26.02.2025 04:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rich people, passing laws to benefit rich people.
This is America.
Me either π
26.02.2025 02:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They give drug dealers longer sentences.
26.02.2025 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Brotherrrr this was such an unexpected tragedy π€¦πΌββοΈ
26.02.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just learned that Rebecca Marodi, the fire captain who was found stabbed to death earlier this month, was murdered by her wife, who had been sentenced in 2004 to 11 years in prison forβ¦
STABBING HER HUSBAND.
Girlβ¦
Maybe in a bar? Itβs telling you to have a beer I think π
25.02.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Download the app and Iβll message you my username so we can connect!
25.02.2025 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If it REALLY new me it would say:
DO
Shower Margaritas
Bed-Rotting
Crime Documentaries
ππ
Who does Co-Star think I am? Oils? Aerobics?
25.02.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy #NationalMargaritaDay
Iβll be at the cantina drinking $2 margaritas all day so donβt even think about asking me to do anything tomorrow.
Unfortunately NO. Still kicking and waffling shite on TV.
22.02.2025 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0E! I got suspended for a week for telling Stephen Miller to πͺ¦ himself via toaster bathπ
22.02.2025 06:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Mood.
22.02.2025 06:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βFor no reasonβ. Reason has nothing to do with it. Trump does have purpose however, and that purpose is surrounding himself with sycophants who inflate his ego.
22.02.2025 06:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It was worth it. Fuck Stephen Miller.
22.02.2025 04:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yesterday, the βgroceriesβ speech? Like wtf was that?
04.02.2025 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have no respect for a corporation who caves to the demands of any political party. Especially when theyβre demanding harmful practices against marginalized people. I thought we were better than this. Keep your chin up girl, youβve still got allies π©·π€π©΅
03.02.2025 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just watched Small Things Like These and if you havenβt seen it, you SHOULD.
03.02.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had to email them to request the deletion of my account. There isnβt even a simple option on their app to delete your account. But yeah, fuck Target.
03.02.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Co-Star up in my business again.
03.02.2025 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
