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Our goal is to make hockey as fun to read about as it is to watch. And world domination. But mostly the first thing. https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/

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Capitals fall to Bruins in team’s longest shootout since 2014: ‘LT was phenomenal’ WASHINGTON, DC — The Washington Capitals never trailed during their game against the Boston Bruins on Saturday, but that wasn’t good enough…

Logan Thompson and Jeremy Swayman faced off this afternoon for the Capitals' longest shootout in over a decade.

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Spencer Carbery frustrated by non-call for puck over glass against Bruins: ‘There’s four sets of eyeballs on the ice. Someone has to see that.’ WASHINGTON, DC -- The Washington Capitals fell to the Boston Bruins for the second time in eight days on Saturday, losing 3-2…

Spencer Carbery frustrated by non-call for puck over glass against Bruins: "There’s four sets of eyeballs on the ice. Someone has to see that." russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/14/c...

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Steve Levy says ABC told not to ask Alex Ovechkin about his future during pregame interview Alex Ovechkin did a pregame interview with ABC before the Washington Capitals' 3-2 shootout loss to the Boston Bruins on Saturday. Ovechkin,…

Steve Levy says ABC told not to ask Alex Ovechkin about his future during pregame interview russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/14/a...

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Bruins beat Caps 3-2 in soul-destroying shootout Final: Bruins at Capitals at Capital One Arena. Read the full game summary, highlights, and instant reactions, and commentary.

caps lose
eventually

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Cole Hutson now free to sign NHL contract and join Capitals after Boston University eliminated from Hockey East tournament Cole Hutson could officially become a member of the Washington Capitals roster before the end of this weekend. Hutson played in what…

Cole Hutson is now free to sign an NHL contract and join the Capitals after Boston University was eliminated from the Hockey East tournament

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what do you think joe is wearing right now

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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Boston Bruins at Capital One Arena Live coverage of Bruins at Capitals. Follow for lines, injuries, real-time score updates, highlights, and play-by-play from Capital One Arena.

Caps vs. Bruins. Friends, today's a BIG one.

Turn it on ABC, and come join us live. ⬇️ russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/14/w...

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Sonny Milano and Andrew Cristall score, Ryan Chesley records game-winner in Hershey Bears’ 4-2 victory over Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins The Hershey Bears got a huge road victory over the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins on Friday at Mohegan Arena, starting their weekend three-in-three with…

Sonny Milano and Andrew Cristall score, Ryan Chesley records game-winner in Hershey Bears’ 4-2 victory over Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/14/s...

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Capitals’ David Kampf to miss fourth straight game due to visa issues The Washington Capitals will look the same against the Boston Bruins on Saturday afternoon as they did against the Buffalo Sabres on…

Visa issues will cause Capitals center David Kampf to miss a fourth straight game.

While he has been practicing with the team, he has not suited up in a game for Washington since being acquired in a trade from Vancouver on March 6.

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Beck Malenstyn breaks NHL’s all-time skating speed record in game against Capitals Beck Malenstyn had a game to remember against his former team on Thursday. The former Capitals forward and member of the Hershey…

Beck Malenstyn breaks NHL's all-time skating speed record in game against Capitals russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/13/b...

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Auston Matthews’ agent says NHL Player Safety Department ‘should be suspended’ after Radko Gudas gets ‘laughable’ five-game suspension Radko Gudas has been suspended five games for kneeing Auston Matthews on Thursday night. The NHL’s Department of Player Safety announced its…

Auston Matthews’ agent says NHL Player Safety Department "should be suspended" after Radko Gudas gets "laughable" five-game suspension

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Auston Matthews to miss rest of 2025-26 season with MCL tear and quad contusion after Radko Gudas knee-to-knee hit The Toronto Maple Leafs announced that star center Auston Matthews is out for the rest of the 2025-26 season due to the…

Auston Matthews to miss the rest of the 2025-26 season with an MCL tear and a quad contusion after Radko Gudas knee-to-knee hit

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Cole Hutson named to 2025-26 All-Hockey East First Team ahead of what could be final college hockey game Cole Hutson was named to the 2025-26 All-Hockey East First Team on Friday. The Washington Capitals prospect has earned the honor in…

Cole Hutson named to 2025-26 All-Hockey East First Team ahead of what could be his final college hockey game

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Ducks GM Pat Verbeek claims Capitals brought John Carlson’s name up first in trade talks, tells different story than Chris Patrick The Anaheim Ducks made one of the biggest moves at this year's trade deadline, acquiring star defenseman John Carlson from the Washington…

Ducks GM Pat Verbeek claims Capitals brought John Carlson’s name up first in trade talks, tells different story than Chris Patrick russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/13/p...

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Capitals force a Sabres slip-up: numbers for the morning after Capitals at Sabres advanced stats breakdown. Chris Cerullo delivers Numbers for the Morning After, analyzing Expected Goals (xG), shot attempts (Corsi), ice time, and more.

The Capitals stunned the Sabres with a strong finish

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Tage Thompson rips five consecutive one-timers at Charlie Lindgren during Sabres power play: ‘That was probably one of the crazier sequences I’ve ever seen’ Tage Thompson is one of the best pure shooters in today's NHL, and against the Washington Capitals, he went viral for a…

Tage Thompson ripped five consecutive one-timers at Charlie Lindgren during a Sabres' power play.

"That was probably one of the crazier sequences I’ve ever seen," Lindgren said.

"I certainly thought one of them was going to go in," Thompson added.
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The Capitals ended the Sabres’ dominant 8-game winning streak. Here’s why that’s incredibly impressive. The Washington Capitals did something that no other NHL team has been able to do since before the Olympic break: beat the…

The Capitals ended the Sabres’ dominant 8-game winning streak. Here’s why that’s incredibly impressive.

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Ryan Leonard now has the most goals by a Capitals rookie since Nicklas Backstrom 18 years ago Ryan Leonard’s red-hot play continued in the Washington Capitals' 2-1 victory over the Buffalo Sabres on Thursday. The 21-year-old extended his goal-scoring…

Ryan Leonard now has the most goals by a Capitals rookie since Nicklas Backstrom 18 years ago

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Radko Gudas at it again: injures Auston Matthews with reckless hit less than a month after injuring Sidney Crosby Less than one month after injuring Penguins star Sidney Crosby at the Olympics, Anaheim Ducks defender Radko Gudas has done the same…

Radko Gudas at it again: injures Auston Matthews with reckless hit less than a month after injuring Sidney Crosby

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Unscheduled win: Caps beat Sabres 2-1 Final: Capitals at Sabres at KeyBank Center. Read the full game summary, highlights, and instant reactions, and commentary.

CAPS WIN

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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Buffalo Sabres at KeyBank Center Live coverage of Capitals at Sabres. Follow for lines, injuries, real-time score updates, highlights, and play-by-play from KeyBank Center.

Caps vs. Sabres. It’s go time. We’re live with updates, clips, and fun. ⬇️ russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/12/w...

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joe b and locker

last hurrah for Joe B's winter wardrobe #joebsuitofthenight

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Hot mic catches Tom Wilson calling someone on the Philadelphia Flyers a ‘f***ing nerd’ While the Washington Capitals' playoff chances continue to nosedive, the team remains just as fiery as ever, evidenced by Wednesday's 4-1 loss…

Hot mic catches Tom Wilson calling someone on the Philadelphia Flyers a "f***ing nerd" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/12/t...

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Losing a must-win matchup: numbers for the morning after Capitals at Flyers advanced stats breakdown. Chris Cerullo delivers Numbers for the Morning After, analyzing Expected Goals (xG), shot attempts (Corsi), ice time, and more.

The Capitals really needed a win in Philadelphia and didn't get it

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Spencer Carbery on the Capitals’ playoff chances: ‘Obviously, we’re running out of runway here’ The Washington Capitals, losers of four of their last five, fell to the Philadelphia Flyers 4-1 on Wednesday. The Flyers' regulation victory…

Spencer Carbery on the Capitals' playoff chances: "Obviously, we're running out of runway here" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/12/s...

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Can’t win hockey games if you can’t score goals: Flyers beat Capitals 4-1 Final: Capitals at Flyers at Xfinity Mobile Arena. Read the full game summary, highlights, and instant reactions, and commentary.

caps lose

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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Philadelphia Flyers at Xfinity Mobile Arena Live coverage of Capitals at Flyers. Follow for lines, injuries, real-time score updates, highlights, and play-by-play from Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Caps vs. Flyers. It’s game time. We’re live with updates, clips, and everything in between. ⬇️ russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/03/11/w...

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Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra arguably got Bam Adebayo to a historic 83 points unethically. So, how would Spencer Carbery have handled the situation? Bam Adebayo put up an insane 83 points on the Washington Wizards on Tuesday night, the second-most points in a single game…

Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra arguably got Bam Adebayo to a historic 83 points unethically. So, how would Spencer Carbery have handled the situation?

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Ethen Frank calls two-year contract extension with Capitals ’emotional’ and ‘really exciting’ Ethen Frank did not make the Washington Capitals out of training camp, passed through NHL waivers, and appeared destined to spend the…

Ethen Frank was a training camp cut, passed through NHL waivers, and began the 2025-26 season in Hershey.

Five months later, he's become an every-night player for the Caps and earned a 2-year contract extension.

"What a story," Spencer Carbery said.
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Matt Roy to serve as an alternate captain for Capitals against Flyers: ‘Guys really respect him a lot with how he plays, how he leads by example’ The Washington Capitals will have a new alternate captain on the road against the Philadelphia Flyers on Wednesday night. After Dylan Strome…

Matt Roy to serve as an alternate captain for Capitals against Flyers: "Guys really respect him a lot with how he plays, how he leads by example"

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