Chakat Pumamancer

“I did not have sexual relations with that President, Bill Clinton”

its wild to me that a bill clinton blowjob scandal is major national news not once

but twice in my lifetime

BEANS BEANS BEANS

a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object ALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object

"i wish for more old man yaoi"

anyway i didn't finish dread and i don't regret it - i did see the ending and thought it was cool, but oh my gosh there was just a lot of technical shit and unnecessarily high HP bosses that just made some parts unfun

and then you're supposed to just wreck shop at the end,

and I dont think we're doing that anymore, like, sometimes things are just made hard now for the sake of being hard

im starting to get the impression that metroidvania makers are missing the mark on what makes them truly fantastic games

and that's the power creep, as you explore and get rewarded for exploration, creative puzzle solutions, you get more powerful

So im a big metroidvania liker (tm) and to be honest, i have mixed feelings about it.

i did think it was good and i was glad to get another metroid game in the franchise, any metroid is good metroid (other m never happened) but like

are these forwards from grandma level, fox news story beats, deep state marching orders, or 97 reasons why you should use ivermectin instead of tylenol ?

im trying to be optimistic because metroid doesnt get enough love but uhhhhhhhh

lets throw in a synonym because why not

i know what they are and ive seen them in exams and textbook stuff

ive never seen them actually used in the wild

Decodes kind of cool though

have yall ever heard of a LEFT JOIN

what brought this on? Im looking at a fucking package. two functions a, a cursor, and three global variables, an iteration loop, and a collection, when it just could have been a join to a table

what the fuuuuck

I feel like it encourages and enables the worst sort of spaghetti code imaginable

so i have 20 years of experience with sql server and before i say anything let me also mention ive used other dbms’s in my career that have their uses

but, in my professional opinion, after having finally the unfortunate opportunity to work with PL/SQL,

Oracle fucking sucks.

"Centrists" have commitment issues

oh my gosh congratulations!!

why is windows so fucking infuriating these days

brain freeeeeeezeeeee

i saw a video of someone reviewing it and it doesn't but the shell comes off very easily so i can see that being a 3rd party mod

I feel like this one episode was revenge for all of the Breaking News episodes he wrote that Sam was in

A sketch of Junie, a fox taur laying on a bed with their head resting on their hands, taur body flat on the bedsheet. Junie has their head tilted slightly and is looking off to the left, where sunlight is pouring into the room. Junie has a red smartphone in front of her but the screen is off. She's wearing their red ball collar/necklace and a black tank top. our watermark is on the right of the picture partially in the shadow at an angle.

🔷 Patreon sketch for @jschmoe.bsky.social! ✨

Sometimes we cannot help ourselves with shading and lighting sketches, it helps a ton in some pieces~

(she/they) 【 #furry #furryart #sketch #art 】

oh this is really cool, i might have to check it out

what is this waybar

Picture of a front of a house, with many inflatable Christmas decorations lying uninflated on the ground like a graveyard of colorful polyester corpses.

Christmas is dead.

*whispers* microservices

True software developers know the best way to untangle spaghetti is to just wrap it in more spaghetti

missed opportunity for a shroomish joke

sounds like a mid 20s experiment with shrooms kind of phase