lesbian coded
I'm nortin
nortin on her n
I'm a furry
gas post
I nort on her n til she lion
fuck I fucked it let me try again
i nort on her n til she liol
I'm being serious
slay the spire 2 is the greatest game ever made
it's like it was written by a cartoon dog
this is so awesome lmfao
my coworkers always ask why I spend so much time in the bathroom instead of looking at my jeans and knowing that I'm in there taking selfies with my foot on the sink
I assume everyone has made this joke already but now I'm making it
I'm so fucked up
the TOP layer should be the shortest
teaching queer hair stylists that there's ways to cut thick hair that don't involve making it super flat
I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers
furry btw
I think this one's pretty funny
me when my friends don't laugh at my joke
why is everyone freaking out about gas prices? gas always costs the last few dollars in my bank account. it's one of the most stable costs I know
happy international women's day, reminder that this is specifically the anniversary of when Britney Spears lead a raid to kill the Romanoff family
I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world
wanna play slay the spire 2........
if I say "the luck of the Irish can't beat a Jew that loves to complain" without adding the context that makes it funny and okay is it still funny what do you think
shaking my butt at the club to break off a little piece of poop I farted out
I had to break up with my claude-based boyfriend for this reason and our child has been taking it hard but I need a confident man
eatin that 2D muffin (I sat on it with my ass)
