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Croix S. Almer

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Furry Artist. He/They Therian ΘΔ. Follow at your own peril. https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tehweenus

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Nounsvitational 2025 | Day 1/2 |  Ft. Zain, Hbox, aMSa, Cody, Axe, Jmook, Moky, Nicki, Aklo + more!
YouTube video by VGBootCamp Nounsvitational 2025 | Day 1/2 | Ft. Zain, Hbox, aMSa, Cody, Axe, Jmook, Moky, Nicki, Aklo + more!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffu9...

06.12.2025 05:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has and he likes it. Do you like his butthole?

[ ] yes
[ ] no

06.12.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a little portrait of Croix done in a limited color pallet

a little portrait of Croix done in a limited color pallet

have you seen this asshole

06.12.2025 01:52 — 👍 79    🔁 6    💬 17    📌 0

also, thank you to the people who leave replies and comments on my work. it makes making art a lot more exciting and fun.

06.12.2025 00:28 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

another night where i must doodle to survive

06.12.2025 00:27 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

parents were watching the latest mission impossible with rapt attention.

what... is there to pay attention to? i haven't watched this series so i can't pretend i know, but i was under the impression it was Hot White Guy Does Explosion Action featuring Nuclear Anxiety Expressed As Xenophobia.

06.12.2025 00:25 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I can't really think of anyone or anything of the top of my head that speaks to me.
I find the character of Rigby attractive, not necessarily the yassified porn of him. So the best Rigby porn in my opinion would be him being a little crunchy idiot man, but with his fat dick or pussy in the shot.

05.12.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the best part of CV is the ball clenching and i'd like to thank the inventor of that trope, John Clench.

05.12.2025 22:45 — 👍 31    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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The king of lust invited the lord of lust to his castle to properly meet him...

05.12.2025 22:41 — 👍 93    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 0

mahiiiinaaaa pea!~

05.12.2025 22:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Roland: *exists*
Wind: *lightly brushes his pussy*
Roland:

05.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

That is a HUGE HONOR.

I think we are both just very problem creatures who have BIG NEEDS.

05.12.2025 21:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOOD!
Keep fucking him up! I want him on the floor gushing and groping at his chest!

05.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
i cast: ENLARGE PUSSY

i cast: ENLARGE PUSSY

05.12.2025 14:53 — 👍 180    🔁 31    💬 7    📌 0
for the first and ONLY time ever, i am going to FULLY explain ALL THREE LAYERS of the joke in the alt text. KEEP READING!!!

1. on a purely visual level, this is a stupid depiction of my fursona feeling jealous about other people having fun at a furry convention. (if you think that i draw and post this stuff because my fursona is meant to be a sympathetic example of morally correct behaviour, you might be an idiot)

2. the annotations are meant to look like an incoherent mockery of a bad political cartoon, poking fun at the human tendency to launder our ugly gut feelings (jealousy) through a rich washing machine of post-hoc ideological justifications - i can't just admit that i feel bad about other people having fun, i need to construct reasons for why their fun is Wrong and my resentment is Moral and Dignified

3. if you actually READ the annotations, they provide a surprisingly coherent explanation for why i feel physically excluded from american furry conventions: all of the labels on my fursona's side of the dotted line describe various imaginary "threats" that were actually cited in the 2025 news cycle as valid justifications for the united states to close itself off from the world, which is (most directly) the reason i chose not to travel to MFF this year

for the first and ONLY time ever, i am going to FULLY explain ALL THREE LAYERS of the joke in the alt text. KEEP READING!!! 1. on a purely visual level, this is a stupid depiction of my fursona feeling jealous about other people having fun at a furry convention. (if you think that i draw and post this stuff because my fursona is meant to be a sympathetic example of morally correct behaviour, you might be an idiot) 2. the annotations are meant to look like an incoherent mockery of a bad political cartoon, poking fun at the human tendency to launder our ugly gut feelings (jealousy) through a rich washing machine of post-hoc ideological justifications - i can't just admit that i feel bad about other people having fun, i need to construct reasons for why their fun is Wrong and my resentment is Moral and Dignified 3. if you actually READ the annotations, they provide a surprisingly coherent explanation for why i feel physically excluded from american furry conventions: all of the labels on my fursona's side of the dotted line describe various imaginary "threats" that were actually cited in the 2025 news cycle as valid justifications for the united states to close itself off from the world, which is (most directly) the reason i chose not to travel to MFF this year

how i feel about MFF

05.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 93    🔁 20    💬 4    📌 1

GOOD POINT.

05.12.2025 20:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a very loose sketch of hogs molesting Roland. some fingers in the cunt, some pig tongue in the mouth.

a very loose sketch of hogs molesting Roland. some fingers in the cunt, some pig tongue in the mouth.

bent over and taking it while he sucks hog hole.

bent over and taking it while he sucks hog hole.

thinking a lot about bar hogs taking Roland for a ride.

want his fat wet pussy fingered by a strange pig he doesn't know.
want him to eat hairy warty pig cheeks in a bar bathroom while another pig has unprotected sex with him.

05.12.2025 20:12 — 👍 93    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 0
CJ the beaver from Animal Crossing is sending you unsolicited undie nudes.

CJ the beaver from Animal Crossing is sending you unsolicited undie nudes.

C.J the beaver from animal crossing is getting off on forcing you to look at his undied boner.

C.J the beaver from animal crossing is getting off on forcing you to look at his undied boner.

CJ the beaver from Animal Crossing is jacking his shmeat and sending you pics and getting off on you not replying.

CJ the beaver from Animal Crossing is jacking his shmeat and sending you pics and getting off on you not replying.

CJ the beaver from Animal Crossing just sent you a huge TMI message and is masturbating waiting for you to read it.

CJ the beaver from Animal Crossing just sent you a huge TMI message and is masturbating waiting for you to read it.

a small sampling of C.J. doodles for your satisfaction

05.12.2025 18:57 — 👍 181    🔁 33    💬 7    📌 1

If I drew him, he would certainly be chubby.

05.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have a confession to make

though i am sure it will surprise no one, i must confirm that i do in fact find Rigby from Regular Show to be an absolute dreamboat.

05.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 62    🔁 2    💬 10    📌 0
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Fuk u *Pisses you*

05.12.2025 12:56 — 👍 123    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

think if the original version were "i cast: enlarge pussy" instead of the intrusive FA banner that only a small fraction of people see, that probably would've hit better for most folks.

05.12.2025 14:57 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
i cast: ENLARGE PUSSY

i cast: ENLARGE PUSSY

05.12.2025 14:53 — 👍 180    🔁 31    💬 7    📌 0
Croix, a chubby jackalope, scares his partner Roland, a fat cat, by shouting a screencap of FA's "Switch to Modern" banner.

Croix, a chubby jackalope, scares his partner Roland, a fat cat, by shouting a screencap of FA's "Switch to Modern" banner.

Are you a fan of Old?
Try: New!

www.furaffinity.net/view/63212825/

Today's daily doodle.

05.12.2025 00:26 — 👍 155    🔁 23    💬 12    📌 0
Roland standing in a convention hotel room wearing a "creampie addict" shirt, holding a popsicle and promising you he's on the pill. His fat puffy cunt is out and on full display, he looks ready for you.

Roland standing in a convention hotel room wearing a "creampie addict" shirt, holding a popsicle and promising you he's on the pill. His fat puffy cunt is out and on full display, he looks ready for you.

Roland standing in a convention hotel room wearing a "creampie addict" shirt, holding a popsicle and promising you he's on the pill. His fat puffy cunt is out and on full display, sopping wet with your sperm, or the last person who  fucked him. No worries, he won't get pregnant.

Roland standing in a convention hotel room wearing a "creampie addict" shirt, holding a popsicle and promising you he's on the pill. His fat puffy cunt is out and on full display, sopping wet with your sperm, or the last person who fucked him. No worries, he won't get pregnant.

www.furaffinity.net/view/61487275/

It's funny, I think this shirt used to mean something different to him a few years ago.
I'm sure if you asked him, he could still tell you how it felt to pump ropes into a cunt.
Wonder if over time those memories will erode, replaced by being on the receiving end.

07.07.2025 01:39 — 👍 386    🔁 73    💬 16    📌 2

24 hours later i can confirm that in fact pigs were in chat

05.12.2025 05:36 — 👍 37    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
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Awhhhh-hah-hah yeah.

05.12.2025 03:23 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you should give him another permanent change for funsies

05.12.2025 03:08 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

you know what i should draw?

Roland's faAT FUCKING PUSSY

05.12.2025 02:58 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I really like the idea that there's a code I can put in that makes Roland's already extremely big pussy MORE BIGGER.

05.12.2025 02:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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