Cookie_Kool

A comic drawn in the style of Heathcliff, the image shows a suburban street with a single house in the background on the far right and two yellow birds in a large tree on the left. One of the birds has its mouth open and is saying the caption aloud. Dilbert stands on the sidewalk and is holding a pistol, which smoke curls from the barrel of as it has just been fired. Heathcliff stands to the left of him with blood gushing from the back of his skull as the bullet passes through his brain. The caption beneath the comic reads "'COOL RANCH CAME FIRST.'"

I am not a liar

Stream had to be cut short because the flesh got me. I am dearly sorry for that. In other news I will be releasing the first ever Dilbert/Healthcliff crossover comic ever made soon. Stay tuned youtu.be/7FP62If9Z5E

I don't know what's going on or where I am. I am trapped within a prison of flesh and the walls are creeping fitfully closer. You what's best to do at times like these? Get them crunchers out and smile wide! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Talk about "empty of light"! That was the worst giant battle in the game. It was honestly so dumb and stuff.... I think I might turn Purple youtu.be/hi9zY2ojAWI

Bowser is inside again and boy is he up to some trouble! The cavity of his body is like the evening sky as viewed from a city street. Vast and empty of light www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Grandpa Nutmeg comes back from work to find Grandma Nutmeg cooking something on the stove and Heathcliff sitting inside a loaf pan. Grandpa says "Heathcliff loaf, again?"

03 Feb 2026

Game: iTunes
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: spongejr_12
Uploaded on: January 2nd, 2007

It was a worse way. So much worse than I could ever imagine. I should not die to become a ghost youtu.be/JTlhlucEojk

People these days are so into being alive, it's almost like we all spend 90% of our waking hours just trying to survive! The letters have found a better way, a deader way. I'm playing Dead Letter Department www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I think that went well. Ignore how much I fucked up. Please., I'm begging you youtu.be/qs3Yz3N2YnA

Most tuesdays these days are fear addled and bug eaten, without even a hint of jubilance in the air. Rejoice now then for the news of brothers and their meaty stomach man. Mario and Luigi's tues-debut! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

For minutes scholars have known the truth of the "moon". Yes, perhaps there were more truths than we ever could have fathomed youtu.be/ybOiQeCmpr8

For centuries scholars have been debating the the truth of the "moon". What is it? What is it made of? Did it really have a human face back in 1902??? Was getting rid of the face the point of the moon landing???? www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I think this is some of your best work yet

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I don't know what to say about this one. Can you believe an ancient freeware rage game sucked to play? I sure wasn't expecting that! youtu.be/A35XWx_vR28

Since the release of the original super mario brothers game, people have been complaining. Mario wears too many clothes! And the game isn't bullshit enough!!! In 2007 these complaints were answered www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Doctors are in unknowable agony for the failure of this new medical surgery: Ms. Signalis cannot be killed! youtu.be/F7IT0FJUI74

Doctors are rejoicing for the success of this new medical surgery: Ms. Signalis has been brought back after tripping and falling down a really big hole! Isn't that impressive? Her escapades continue: www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Bad news ... Bowser was president ...... youtu.be/DDHlsL9xG9A

Evil Mario is a truly sinister man, and hence a diehard conservative. He is mourning Scott Adams as we speak. Is this low hanging fruit for a bit? Disrespectful? If Mario becomes president Koopas will be hunted www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I’m sorry honey, I’m a different woman on social media, it makes me cruel

That guy is literally mega… who wouldn’t like them.. 😍

Sorry to do this again but there will be no stream tonight because I am moving again! And I am tired. If you miss me just watch a VOD or imagine my commentary over whatever game you’re playing tonight, I’m sure that will suffice

They say Luigi touch Mario that’s why he quiet.

Hello everyone, evil mario has a new disease called “abby is busy today syndrome” so there will be no stream! Please send bandages and gauze to my p.o. box to help him recover

I don’t think you actually are. I’m going ratio you with this one

Mario is still on the ground weeping. We are all praying for his recovery

It's still my favorite! But how do you keep the attention of such a sly and intrepid young woman such as myself? Well it's by filling your game with secrets of course...... youtu.be/gtKI2iOBoTE

As a special treat for my 2nd streamiversary I am letting myself play the mario game of my childhood, my "favorite" one. Let's see how long that lasts www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool