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Well I sure did read a lot. The going anywhere thing was bullshit btw. I just stayed at my desk. Oh well youtu.be/RKAtQwXTt0k

I learned recently that by reading books you can travel anywhere, that's fucked up. What kind of witchcraft is that?? Evil Mario will be wielding this sorcery today. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Creepypasta: Super Mario 64

It finally ended. Back into the real world we go! But.. did I remember my promise? Maybe I ought to youtu.be/IGbU1Tq7CJc

my avice? dont do things that are bad, do things which that are good.

Movie time! Or should I say movie studio time? No. I shouldn't say either of those things. I'm finishing Studio System: Guardian Angle today. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Welcome to the scary hell place! DIE

Creepypasta: A Haunting Most Mario

Nothing went to plan. I didn't account for it... I couldn't have. There are evils so much greater than mario.... youtu.be/GdRe3R4LKHY

Today evil mario has lost someone dear to him (in minecraft). Let's support him through this difficult time (in minecraft) www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Oh tbh I should get one too, maybe we could go together 👉👈

We got inside, but we didn't think we would ever get outside again. Bowser gets buttsucked, get excited! youtu.be/NRPnLdNCk-Y

Bowser is back after years (one week) of hiatus. Returned from the dead. Returned to the stomach. Inside www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I was so CALM. So fucking RELAXED. You can tell because I'm saying it IN ALL CAPS youtu.be/np9iLgiV7bc

Today we're taking it easy. Dot exesy that is. We got two evil marios on the horn and we're going to like it. Happy tuesday everyone www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Fun nintendo fact: Mario's first name is Super, this is why we call him "Super Mario"

Sorry about the worm. I couldn't say no to it. And about the keys. I have made so many mistakes youtu.be/vbyGi0QfVCI

Bowser was going to come over but he got lyme disease. Sorry about that. My only back up was retreating into the depths of the earth. Sorry about that. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

I learned so much about typing, and learned some about mario's genitals. All in all, a successful lesson youtu.be/M2vo2rc1aL0

Typing is an indispensable skill for life in the 21st century. Unfortunately in this day and age a good teacher is hard to come by. I guess we'll have to settle for evil mario. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

a can of drink labelled 'nintendo super mario lemonado' with an illustration of a running super mario, holding a mushroom in his hand. the can is bue. big blue caps text font below: how much lemonado can you handle?

super mario lemonado, print ad (1993) archive.org/details/amig...

I didn't do it. No beating it this time. I know we're all disappointed by that. It's all that damn flea's fault youtu.be/XIfkRA53u-w

youtube video essay voice: one second you're running from ghosts, but the next second, they're running from you. ms. pac-man is a game about the labyrinth of feminism, yes, but also about whom........ devours whom

Today I found orange milk at the store. I am putting pepsi in it. You know what that means. Hollow Knight: Pilksong!! One night only! I will beat it in 3 hours. I love to beat it on stream www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

“This Mario was a killer. I looked back at the screen. The title sold it. The title read: Mario Teaches Dying.”

Turns out imagining is hard and I should have prepared a second game. Oh well! Evil Mario had fun before Evil Luigi betrayed him.... youtu.be/UTDBVMtJtTY

Many people have made a habit of imagining Super Mario. But what if we did it again?? And evil this time?!!?! Watch me play the prologue to Mario Reimagined: www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Twitter user: "the discourse is bad oughh awaga awoo"
Gnome i let live in my garden under a mushroom: "Ohoho.. a thimble of dew perhaps, sire?"