Melon

Roses are red
Violets are blue
9/11 was an inside job
And Charlie Kirk was one too
#remember

Today I cried because your dogs unconditionally love extends to your worst days. #dog

Today I cried because a boy felt proud of himself at the Bibbidi Bibbidi Boutique.

This is my favorite painting I’ve done so far. I call it Grotto
#art #painting

Movie marathon called “the world through Brendan Fraser” and it’s just movies with him playing a “fish out of water” character. #movies

Today I cried because my mom showed no interest in sharing something I care about.

I made this.
#art #painting

The man I’ve been casually messaging on tinder called me baby today. #dating

Today I cried because no one took my feeling seriously. #clown

Computer- how to waste time, productively?
Computer?

Today I cried because i wanted to write a song but computer decided to nuke GarageBand and i can’t download it because my computer is old. #apple Why?!

Dear men,
I don’t want to play Egyptologist and try to decipher what the fuck your emoji hieroglyphs are supposed to mean every time I look at the about section of your dating profile. So please live an interesting life and get off of dating apps.
Thank you.

A flower arrangement with pink and cream tone flowers in a tall rounded vase.

Close up of flower arrangement. Included cream toned roses and pink carnations.

In case you didn’t know this is what I do for work. #florist #flowers

Today I’m crying about a dead crab.

Tonight I’m crying because i found out that some horses have committed suicide in order not to crush their riders to death. 😭 (do not look up rotational fall)

I hope y’all ordered your flowers already because you’re about to have a bad time.
#valentinesday

As a florist, please PLEASE! DON’T get married around Valentine’s Day. Trust me flowers are going to be more expensive and florist are so over worked at this time they will not be able to put in the time and effort they should be putting into your flowers. #valentinesday #weddings #marriage #psa

All I see is this.

I need a sugar daddy to fund my dress up game addiction…
#anyvolunteers #pls

Whore 😘

And remember kids, the horse in the hospital was hired by the termites infesting the hospital walls to distract from the fact they nearly consumed the place.

Making banana bread.🎶 making banana bread 🎵BANANA BREAAAD! 🍌🍞

Am I not a threat? Oh baby I’m gonna bring your whole world DOWN!

I want cheese, I want bacon, I want Nutella, I want butter on my toast. I wish I was a morning person.

The horses shoo away the men.

Story starter:
It was the dead of summer and the grasshoppers had taken over.

Shirtless men ridding horses.