cryptid | vtuber

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH.
This is the bad place.

I take no responsibility for chats trolling about red dead 💅

But also yes

There’s always weird pressure with making your first post on a new platform.. Like, who TF am I even talking to??

Anyways, I cosplay, let’s be friends!

I love you

me, 31 years old, back in college.

🧍🏻‍♀️

hail_cryptid - Twitch a cryptid who streams

tell ur mom I said hi

twitch.tv/hail_cryptid

is Spotify mad at us or something bc why did the wrapped feel like minimum effort this year lol

AHHHHHH

heimerdinger: country roads
jayce: highway to hell

things I am currently handling well

1.

the only ethical consumption under capitalism is eating box

so should I make my Bluesky header and twitter header match or nah??

do y’all think the ocean aliens are like…..hot? 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

arcane is so FUCKING good

I have tried asking my anxiety to just ✨stop✨ and it has not. so that’s rude.

HAPPY HELLAWEEN

Looks like I have to say this again .. so listen up.

Female presenting streamers/creators on twitch are not stealing your views.

hail_cryptid - Twitch a cryptid who streams

calling all hot moms
would love to see you there

twitch.tv/hail_cryptid

I’m trying to omnimovement my way out of depression on the daily

would you guys watch degen hours streams? 👀

thank you

Jacob from twilight is basically an emo Clifford

There will be more!!

I haven’t seen too many yet.
Keeping my fingers crossed!!

man in foot costume crushes a pumpkin (real)

This is my first post on Bluesky

am i doing this right?

JTEKS COMING (to Bluesky)

today I went live for the first time in two years.
I gave no warning, no posts, no mentions because I just wanted to get the nerves out of the way.
I was shocked. You guys showed up, you supported me and made me fall back in love with streaming again.

I’ll see you again soon. 🖤

hi 🖤

happy degen hours
go sleep tho 🖤

spread cheeks, not war