Boosh!

I can't believe they cut right before he ripped out her spine.

Look at the name on this new cat that just showed up.

Less than a week until a new resident evil is in my hot little hands. 😁😁😁

Just found out people are teaming up, living in the same place together, being best buds, AND they get 2 incomes?!

WTF. That's cheating!

The sleep paralysis was very tough today but I was tougher. For some reason after discovering that the blankets weighed 200 pounds and I wasn't going to move them, I switched to forcing my brain to think and the 1st thing that came to mind was naming the Twisted Metal characters 😂

I can't stop playing mewgenics. I just had a run trying to get that meat cube to the end of the map and on the last fight a spider ate 3 of my 4 cats. Luckily the one holding the cube lived, by running his ass off while the bleed and burn I had on the spider did the work. Game is fuuun

I've never seen lightning like this

Tornado sirens in February.

Anyone else glance at that promo code and see cumburger?

Y-yeah me neither 😶‍🌫️

"You can telework today if the weather is affecting your kid's school."

Cool. Fuck me for understanding birth control (never getting laid).

I think we're fucked as a species.

Going to be a rough one. Went to bed late like an idiot. Woke up at 4:45 from a nightmare. Too freaked out to go back to sleep. Go to work and get there around the time I usually wake up. So sweepy.

This monster better kick in soon

Holy Shit...

#AEWDynamite

Can't believe they killed Kenny. You bastards.

Kennnnnnyyyyy

Hard to get a good look at it, but the moon looked super cool tonight. Just the tiniest sliver on the bottom. Not my pic, but like this.

"Did you see anything about the Chinese New Year thing? I saw on tiktok that you aren't supposed to wash your hair for good luck, so I didn't yesterday."

*Other girls saying me too and talking about their horoscopes*

Good thing we ended telework so we can do shit like this every day.

I'm getting pretty tired of people hearing my music and then asking if it's ai.

Why do you ask? Is it too perfect? Does it seem like a mere mortal shouldn't be capable of such wonders?

Looking for the moon tonight, but it's not there. A lot of my favorite things aren't. The door's always open though. It'd be nice to hear from you sometime.

lmao

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It's all fun and games having smart light bulbs until one of them goes crazy flashing red, so you accidentally end up resetting all of them, and then have to spend half an hour connecting lightbulbs to wifi.

I need an app to use a lightbulb. What have we done?

I swear to god, I'm this close to quitting music altogether. I'm out. Anything good I had in me, I already used it. Everything I try to make now is boring as fuck.

I finished Cronos: The New Dawn. It was fun. I don't understand wtf was going on in it, but I liked it. I really liked the voice acting and the effects on the vocals. Very odd.

Don't do this, game. I play you to not think about my life.

The Aussies doing us proud with the "fuck ICE" chants.

Ok, the drink, fine. Guilty. But Distrubed? DISTURBED?? bulllllshiiiiitt

This is that meme from Inglourious Basterds where the guy holds up his fingers wrong.

What I'm saying is you fuck nasty and then get rid of them, in case that wasn't clear.