SIC SEMPER MARK ASS BUSTERS

Watching the "inside the episode" after an episode of "Task" and finding out that basically the entire cast is British is crazy, innit

The local top of hill church of hate has flag at half staff infection today: Rest in fucking piss! Kirk Out!

Kash Patel always looks like guy in class praying not to get called to show work on board.

My heart is breaking for charlie kirk. It's an absolute tragedy that he will never get to see "The Rip," starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, streaming exclusively on Netflix January 16th, 2026.

Boy those conservatives will go to extremes to make the Epstein debacle go away.

Hey remember today ago? When freedom died! those were the happened days

Man, the right will do ANYTHING to change the Epstein conversation.

well, that's a turning point.

I don't understand why charlie kirk didn't just catch all that blood with his hands and then put it back into his neck. What an idiot.

The most important thing is that he suffered.

Bro brought a neck to a gun fight

Hey, do y'all remember that time charlie kirk got shot in the neck?

It's amazing* how often cops are willing to be interviewed for a documentary and say "we're positive this teenager with an IQ of 70 committed this murder, and to prove it, please watch this unedited video of us obviously coercing him into a false confession"

*not amazing at all

"The Yogurt Shop Murders" is pretty good so far, but the most amazing part about it is that they got an America cop (albeit retired) to admit, on camera, that he could easily get someone to confess to a crime they didn't commit.

Writing a series of murder mysteries that take place in the high stakes world of fine dining starring Sue Chefferton, of the Sioux tribe, who solves mysteries while also working her job as head chef. She enlists the help of her sous chef, Doug Murder.

It's funny because it's true

My doctor kept going on about the "Taylor joint" yesterday and I was like, great, this guy's a Swiftie, but it turns out I just have severe ankle arthritis.

Irish people be like "l o' l"

I write the songs that make your butthole sting..

I write the songs that make you hate everything…

There's a big jar of mayonnaise RIGHT THERE

there's a joke in here somewhere, but it's way too early and my brain isn't functioning properly at the moment

Crows are super smart. Maybe he'd been reading the news.